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O-rën Êshaí®

I am here for Friends

About Me



My Interests

Waiting for my 2 sisters to pop out them babies already!
Writing my brother while he plays spades and gets a free education in prison off our tax dollars for being a badass.

Being a cougar in a non Mary Kay Letourneau, LEGAL fashion and schooling my younger boyfriend in Rock and Roll.

Anti-Warcraft

I'd like to meet:



[Who I'd like to meet]
MOJOJOJO!
Tony Jaa
*WWE, Gwen Stefani, Kill Bill, Ice Cube, & Daft Punk Fans*
People who collect PEZ & play video games like Guitar Hero!
[Who I don't want to meet]
Psycho stalker b*tches.
Gamers who don't know the code to Contra (up up down down...)
Anybody who is tempted to ask questions, like why did you delete me?
What's up with all these damn ninjas? Do I get a codename??!

Music:

All of it!

Movies:

I did not fill that Flixster thing out for my health check it out;)

Television:

Back in the day
Sesame Street
Reading Rainbow
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Encyclopedia
Star Trek
Smurfs
He-Man
G.I. Joe
Rainbow Brite
The Cosby Show
A Different World
Today
Jeopardy
Globetrekker
Smallville
Alias
24
Powerpuff Girls
Avatar the Last Airbender
The Travel Channel
That's So Raven
Twilight Zone
X Files
South Park
Family Guy

Books:

Non-Fiction (500-599)

Heroes:

The Troops, My Mom, Oprah

My Blog

Oil Sheen Bling

So I have this friend who shall remain nameless unless you actually read my last blog HA HA Some years ago I was getting ready to go out to the club with my homegirl. It was a beautiful night. I think...
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:52:00 PST

Operation Application Motivation

I hate Tom sometimes. I log onto myspace disgusted because I can't believe that I am so cracked out on it AND I made my friends get pages!! I was sick of hearing where is Esha, you heard from her. Did...
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:28:00 PST

For the love of babies!

Life is great! I am going to be a proud aunt of COUNT IT! SIX nieces and nephews. Most people don't believe me, but I am 88 years old, I'm just playing. I turned 31 this year and not much has changed,...
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:41:00 PST

Lana Turner WTF??

Those were Porkchop's exact words when he saw my celebrity look-a-likes...I think it's still broken......
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:25:00 PST

Death by heat or glowsticks?

If I don't log onto myspace daily people start getting worried LOLI have not been online since the 18th geez...OK SOAfter 2 days out in the sun all day dancing, even with sunblock my little black ass ...
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:48:00 PST

Mile High Music Festival

With my luck it may rain, but that won't stop me... I have never seen the Roots live in concert, I've seen DMB at Red Rocks. Do One Republic and Flobots sound just as good live? I am about to fin...
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:15:00 PST

All "My"Space Children Vol. 2

Q. Arrr, you aware there be pirates on this here page mate? A. WTF is a pirate?, did you mean to say dinosaur, pirates are extinct silly ... B. We heard stories of pirates they lived on Atlantis right...
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:23:00 PST

White Phosphorus

Now that I am feeling back to my old ninja self, thank you thank you I was just thinking if I were an X-Men, here I go LOL I would want to be more powerful than Rogue and Jean Grey combined. I would w...
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:46:00 PST

Too old for what?

**Editor's note**Due to massive bitching, my current "legal affairs", the fact that the preferred reader list is still not working FIX IT TOM! There is some chick who subscribed to my blog and I felt ...
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:57:00 PST

In Nintendo Wii Trust

Breaking NewsJaysuf def. Ave 12-2 in BaseballNaitisha bowled as if her life depended on it.She beat everybody!!! GO TINA!Although no injuries were reported at yesterdays WiiGames,several competitors s...
Posted by O-rën Êshaí® on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:20:00 PST