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That Douchebag

Women: Nature's Punching Bag

About Me

Looking to meet cool chicks to hit up clubs in LA. Looking for someone smart, intelligent and with a good sense of humor. Must love Family Guy and Adam Sandler. I really just want a regular girl who isn't all fake and shit. No fatties or anyone over 22.

My Interests

My bluetooth headset. Talking on my bluetooth headset, especially in crowded, public areas. Living life to the extreme. Making fun of fags and retards. Talking black around black people. Using words like "basically" and "literally" way too much. Basically, anything that's literally a fucking awesome time, I'm dwon for.

I'd like to meet:

Just a regular dude, love kickin' it with my bros, heading to Vegas for a weekend (Want to give a shoutout to my man Jimmy at Ghost Bar!). I like the simple things in life like partying in the Hamptons, smoking cigars and drinking scotch (single malt only! Glenlivet in da howz!). Fast cars, fast women, the usual bullshit. My friend once said, "Jody Bennett, your life is like an issue of Maxim" and I tend to agree with that.

Music:

Whatever is cool and trendy at the clubs is what I'm up for. In addition to that, I like Jimmy Buffett, Toby Keith, A.C., K-Fed is my boy, Counting Crowes, The Strokes and other alternative music like that.

Movies:

Anything with Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey. Anything with Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy (Git 'er done!), Bill Engvall or Jeff Foxworthy. The Health Inspector. War movies. Teen horror movies. Nothing faggy.

Television:

Family Guy, Drawn Together, Blue Color Comedy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Friends, Two and a Half Men, King of Queens, Home Improvement.

Books:

Does Playboy count? LOL!

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner and anyone who doesn't play by Hollywood's rules...

My Blog

Mind of Mencia - to all the haterz!

You people are pathetic. I've seen the video. I used to think Joe Rogaine was an alright guy. I felt that his take on the Man Show took some of the subtlety away from the original Carolla/Kimmel one a...
Posted by That Douchebag on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

Don't miss this event!

I got this in my inbox a while ago, courtesy of this guy, who could possibly be my long-lost brother. Check it out, sounds like good times...>..>..>Beverly Hills Estate Swinger Party ...
Posted by That Douchebag on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

Time to clear things up

Time to clear things up Listen, I don't want to sound like a dick, but next time we hit up the clubs and you think, "Damn, That Douchebag is an awesome dude, I wanna buy him a Bud Lite", don't.I don't...
Posted by That Douchebag on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST

Let's hit the cougar bar!

Who's down? I'm really craving some milf tail, lately. If there's one thing I love more than fake tans, fake tits and lots of baggage, I haven't found it yet. "Oh, your son's name is Taylor? Tyler? Wh...
Posted by That Douchebag on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:45:00 PST

My funeral

Yo, wassup a-holes? Today was fucked up. Basically, I was writing loans or something and then we went to lunch at the G Spot, you know, cuz it was Thursday. So basically, I had a few beers (or 16, L...
Posted by That Douchebag on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

Come sign up for my Burnlounge!!!

Yo, wassup suckas? It's me, That Douchebag, just poppin in to say hi and tell you all about this great new thing I found called Burn Lounge!It's awesome! In case you're wondering what it is, well it's...
Posted by That Douchebag on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:11:00 PST

Not THAT big of a douchebag

There's one place this douchebag won't go and that is to "annoying pimp out your myspace page layout land." I know you're probably like me and you're on here like 8 hours a day stalking all the hot ch...
Posted by That Douchebag on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:04:00 PST

Mr. Uppity

All right, so I'm at work this week and it's around 4:30 so everyone's packing up to leave and a bunch of us are just shootin' the shit in the break room. My buddy Todd is like, "all right, I'm outta ...
Posted by That Douchebag on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:51:00 PST

Hey Myspace, it's that douchebag!

What up, yo? That douchebag is in da hizzy, y'all! Thought I'd give this shit a try, since I been hereing everyone talk about it at work and shit, apparently it's the next big thing. I'm literally not...
Posted by That Douchebag on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:41:00 PST