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Chris

It'd be more fun if you were dead.

About Me

It's a moped not a scooter.

My Interests

The best place to buy 2-stroke oil.

I'd like to meet:

People who can sew in straight lines.

Music:

"No hand, no picture."

Movies:

"I clothe my naked villainy in old odd ends."

Television:

"Same thing I always do."

Books:

"Because you're really ugly and have snake for a body."

Heroes:

Stanley Firlit.

My Blog

I now want an iPhone and, strangely, no one cares

It happened.  I have been lured over to depths of multi-touch hell.  And not by advertising or Apple driven histrionic product drivel.  No.  I have been lured into the market for A...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:39:00 PST

Goddam whiny raining for a week complain hate entry

Not really everyone I know would know this because for once in my life I haven't been constantly bitching about it.The last 4 months have been pretty shitty for me.  In September I travelled home...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

A bright light gone out of the world...

I got a call from my mom this weekend.Whenever someone asks if you, "are sitting down," you know you have but one of two outcomes: really good or really bad.  Hoping she was gonna say she won the...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:56:00 PST

Ive been away

I have been very busy lately.  Since, basically, early May when I took too much stuff on my plate.  Things fell off and I have been slowly picking them up since June.  Being on a restri...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

Fuck you, Dairy Queen!

You may know this if you know me well enough, which maybe 5 people do, that I have certain snack treats available at vendors that are, sadly, only available during certain times of the year.  The...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:37:00 PST

Technology lets me down

My computer, that I built a couple years ago as a nerd rite of passage or something, crapped out on me a couple weeks ago.  Something got fried.  Maybe the processor, probably the motherboar...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST

The Year That Will Never End

I had planned on writing some big deal around New Year's.  Some big whiny, vitriolic piece full of innuendo and vaguery.  I forgot.  Mostly because I haven't had the time.  Maybe m...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST

People want to kill me because I don't like the iPhone

So, I guess I will break down what I like about it and what I don't.  Because if there's one thing I don't like is being called a Microsoft fanboy by Apple fanboys.  I don't need another per...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:08:00 PST

My mother = kick ass

While talking to my mother on the phoen shortly before Thanksgiving I expressed the desire to buy new cookware.  I have recently begun the grueling process of shaping my diet into something more ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:58:00 PST

Sleeping weather

I've had trouble getting out of bed recently.  No.  Not in that emo, goth, depressed way.  My guilt or inner torment or whatever isn't keeping me beneath the sheets; sleeping until I fi...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:04:00 PST