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Lucky

I can't drive 55!

About Me

I am Lucky, the 3-legged dog. I am a TV star, you may have seen me on the Surreal Life, season 5. I was the only person who didn't get on that show by being a failure.

Read about how I lost my leg.

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My Interests

Barking like shit, dragging people around who take me for a walk, opening doors with my mouth, flipping out when it rains, making people cry with my horrible dog breath and farts.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who took my goddam leg.

Television:

The Surreal Life

Heroes:

I guess I should probably put "Benji" here or something lame like that, but I'm gonna go with Nelson Mandela.

My Blog

Good News!

Good News!Well, it happened. To all the naysayers, I want to say, "Fuck you, Eric!"I have been taking a holistic blend of 11 natural herbs and spices and rubbing them on my stump for the last three we...
Posted by Lucky on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:17:00 PST

New blog!

Suck on that! I tricked you!
Posted by Lucky on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

I got an IUD!

I'm not sure what it does or why a fixed, male dog would need one, but Eric seemed to think I did. It hurt like hell going in there, but whatevs! In other news, they recently cut down some of the bus...
Posted by Lucky on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:05:00 PST

Give me money

Hi, my name is Lucky. I am a tremendous burden on my dogsitter.. I pee on the floor, go nuts for no reason and trash the house and I am a very picky eater.I know what you're thinking: how does a ...
Posted by Lucky on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:43:00 PST