The little things in life. Breathing, eating, basic motion. Bombing at standup for free beers, writing sketches and awkwardly hitting on women for the entertainment of pretty much everyone at the bar.
Not you, but your best friend.
SOME ARTICLES I'VE WRITTEN FOR
THE PHAT PHREE
Notice of Baggage Mutiliation
People On the Internet Are So Friendly
Ikea Instructions
Keeping the Faith, To Yourself
East vs. West vs. No One Cares
Winners Never Quit, Gambling
My Friend Space
I have friends?
Nobody
Nobody
Nobody
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Nobody
View All of My Friends
The Clash, The Cars, Sex Pistols, The Postal Service, Ted Leo, Guided By Voices, Death Cab, Red House Painters (but only when I feel sorry for myself), Fatigo, Journey, Ella Fitzgerald, Elvis and the theme song to Saved By The Bell.
Wes Anderson and Christopher Guest stuff, Sweet and Lowdown by Woody Allen, Never Been Thawed, documentaries in general, Cool Hand Luke, Comedian, and movies you and your friends made in college and actually thought were really really good.
MST 3K, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Kids In The Hall, Strangers With Candy, Simpsons, Family Guy, You Can't Do That on Television, MASH, All in the Family, Conan, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Comedy Central presents, and anything on public access (but I have to be drunk).
David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, PJ O'Rourke, Milan Kundera, Paul Bowles, anything my brother writes or else he beats me up, and short story compilations because if something sucks, at least it'll be over in a few pages.