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Jessie

I got an open mic so why don't y'all get inside

About Me

I'm a serious news reporter and a woman. This week, Jessie Asks: Hillary Clinton... Jessie Asks: Hillary Clinton on FunnyOrDie.com ..
And the video I wrote for SuperDeluxe: ...and my webisode series:

My Interests

1. Shopping 2. Boys 3. Comedy

I'd like to meet:

Bethany Grundle, world news reporter... It's Bedtime Fun with Bethany Grundle - Hillary Clinton's Campaign Cry on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

Yes, lots. Sometimes at night I can't sleep because I get songs stuck in my head and my toes won't stop tapping. Talk about Restless Leg Syndrome!

Movies:

Grease 2, The Departed, Chinatown.

Television:

It's my job. Watch the Soup, Fridays at 10 pm on E! And occasionally see me.

Books:

Tom Robbins, John Irving, Don Delillo, Dave Eggers, Paul Krugman, Shel Silverstein, Lewis Lapham, Al Gore, Ian McEwan

Heroes:

Heather Mills-McCartney, the Kennedys.

My Blog

Vote for Bethany Grundle, the Perfect Compromise!

..We all know Bethany Grundle - social commentator, activist, friend to animals - has dreamed of becoming a political correspondent since she was 2 years old. Well she's 13 now and it's t...
Posted by Jessie on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:54:00 PST

Dorm Life Sweeps NCAA Champs

OK, I'm sorry to keep bragging about all the cool developments that are tangentially shooting off from projects I'm involved in. But I can't help it, I'm Seriously Jazzed! (Oh snap! You thought that w...
Posted by Jessie on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:03:00 PST

A Million Little Pieces of News

(Cool timely reference, right?)I have a bunch of really great news about my wonderful web series, Dorm Life. First of all, if you haven't seen it in a while, it's gotten good. I'll embed a few latest ...
Posted by Jessie on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:02:00 PST

I love this commercial. Puppies!!

It’s ridiculous.Check out this video: Puppies!! ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Jessie on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:01:00 PST

Political Correctness in Your Neighborhood

Seen at my bank: Please delicately suggest to your dog, cat, or guinea pig that he or she wait outside while you finish your bank errand. Don’t imply that they wouldn’t be more than welcom...
Posted by Jessie on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:33:00 PST

That wasnt for free, you know

Nobody at E! got their paychecks on Friday except for the senior staff members. I seriously think the company might have ran out of money. Maybe it’s because their fall development brainstorms l...
Posted by Jessie on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:45:00 PST

I’m Blogging for 23/6 Now!

Hey gals and goofs, I wanted to let you knowt that I’m also blogging for another great website (not instead of SeriouslyJazzed, don’t worry - in addition to!) It’s called 23/6 and i...
Posted by Jessie on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:04:00 PST

Human Tetris Renewed My Faith in Youtube

..Today I discovered Human Tetris. Today among the rotted piles of internet excrement, I found 3 gleaming minutes of hope. I have not in recent memory been so whole-heartedly entertained ...
Posted by Jessie on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:41:00 PST

Postmodernism and G-Chat

I’m not usually the kind of gal to post chat conversations, but I have to share this one I just had with my friend and cohort Julie. We were trying to decide on a name for our "sketch comedy tro...
Posted by Jessie on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:35:00 PST

The Truth about Daylight Savings "Time"

In celebration of the Daylight Savings Holiday and because there are a lot of misnomers out there about its origins, I thought I'd offer a brief true history about the birth of Daylight Savings.Daylig...
Posted by Jessie on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:32:00 PST