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Kevin

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About Me

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My Interests

Friends, Hobbies, Kissing, Sketch Comedy, Saying No To Drugs And Alcohol

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, Soul Coughing, Wolfmother, Tori Amos, Peter Gabriel, Nine Inch Nails, The Beatles, Yogi, Arcade Fire, The Beasties, Tenacious D, Bands With Maynard In Them, Radiohead, The Dead Kennedys, Muse, Green Day, The Cult, New Pornographers, TV On The Radio, Silversun Pickups, Half Zaftig, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Justin Timberlake, Shoot Out The Lights, 8 Bit, The Dresden Dolls, Kanye, The Kaiser Chiefs, The Heroes Of The 1992 Grunge Explosion

Movies:

Silence Of The Lambs, The Fountain, Shaun Of The Dead, Brick, Moulin Rouge, Almost Famous, anything with Harrison Ford playing Han or Indy, Die Hard, Network, The Jerk, Children Of Men, 300, Office Space, Mary Poppins, The Goonies, Eternal Sunshine, The Matrix, Se7en, most things with Jimmy Stewart or superheroes in them and all things Anderson (Paul Thomas and Wes)

Television:

The Prisoner, Freaks And Geeks, Daily Show, Curb, The Real Ghostbusters (Real), The Office (Both), Acceptable.TV, Fawlty Towers, Seinfeld, Lost, The Young Ones, Twin Peaks, The Simpsons, Moonlighting, The Iron Chef, Colbert, Human Giant, Arrested Development, UCB, KITH, The State, Stella & Monty Python (but not when it sucks)

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close, Ender's Game, things with Wolverine in them and anything by Roald Dahl, H.P. Lovecraft, or Alan Moore

Heroes:

Firemen. Wolverine. Jesus.

My Blog

On the new Knight Rider movie...

What a treat.  This journey was an absolute thrill. I turned it on while I ate and couldn't look away. It was like traveling two hours in a Time Machine made of bad dialogue.     ...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:23:00 PST

I would like "Dead Ewok" for Christmas.

Kudos to the author of this jobbie. Enjoy: http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15 I'd also love a Stormtrooper with "bumps his head on the door" action....
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:50:00 PST

I shall decide the future of candy...forever!

My latest fascination is the world of internet surveys. So far I have directly impacted the future of Coffee Sports Bars, Microwaveable Hamburgers, and Extra-Strength Counter Wipes. The below, howev...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:36:00 PST

CNN to world: Cthulhu is coming to kill you.

If you've never read H.P. Lovecraft, then you're going to have NO IDEA what that giant octopus thing is when it rises to destroy the planet in the next few years. CNN reports that sci...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:20:00 PST

CNN to world: Spiders are coming to kill you.

"Did you talk to the wife?" "The cute redhead?  Yeah.  She says they got worried when he missed something called "A TROOP! Meeting" and when she came home she found the computer frozen on ...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:49:00 PST

Public retraction re: my pompous denial of Muse's spectacular album

Ahem. (Throat clear.)   "Showbiz"...um...I have said some things...in the past. Horrible things. Things that I thought were true but...WEREN'T. About the album "Showbiz" by Muse. Two stalwart her...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

This, by the way? Is a death threat.

I received the below thinly-veiled death threat from a family member.  (Thank you, by the way.) People who forward e-mails like this must be careful because there is going to come a day when the ...
Posted by Kevin on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:30:00 PST

On snazzy rad hero Mike Daisey.

I'm about a week late on this story but as an artist, a comedian, and a Catholic, this kind of stuff makes me pretty furious. Please take a moment sometime to check out Resident Man Of Class...
Posted by Kevin on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:44:00 PST

Kevin Doppelganger Sightings...

Apparently I get around.  Below are some disturbing accounts of people seeing me where I am not.  Also I've included some advice on how to react to just such a situation. From Agent Baz in C...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:25:00 PST

Wired Magazine battles the Wal-Mart Nazis

Walmart Nazi Tshirt Watch: Week 22 22 weeks after Walmart agreed to remove shirts bearing Nazi iconography from its shelves, and 10 weeks after getting a letter from Congress demanding the shirts re...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST