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Geoffrey

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About Me

I am a 25-year-old "man's man" living near Los Angeles, and I think we'd be a great team, if we can ever put aside our long-standing grievances and our hilariously mismatched personalities. In addition, I'm a comedy writer, performer, and producer of screenplays, stage shows, videos, and other comedy projects. I'm 5'8, though doctors recently told me I'm 5'7. Its worth noting that doctors are always wrong.


This is what I do for a living.
This is my new cat, Stanley. He's l33t.

My Interests

Writing comedy, Super Nintendo games, late-eighties Nintendo culture (Captain N, The Wizard), Shag Art, Entertainment Weekly, Channel 101/Channel 102, brilliant mathematicians and scientists who discover their ability in some amazing way, or are tortured by their own genius, and cats are good.

I'd like to meet:

All sorts of wonderful people.

Music:

They Might Be Giants, Ben Folds, Beck, OutKast, Minamina Goodsong, Danger Mouse, MC Paul Barman, MC Chris, Xzibit, Papas Fritas, The New Pornographers, Pizzicato Five, Rolling Stones, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Cake, Cibo Mato, Komeda, Momus, 60's Lounge and big 80's New Wave hits.

Movies:

The Producers, Wet Hot American Summer, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Some Like It Hot, LA Story, and Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Home Movies, Family Guy, Futurama (though not necessarily *everything* on Adult Swim), Sgt. Bilko, The Muppet Show, O'Grady on The N, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, Cowboy Bebop, Conan O'Brien, South Park, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Arrested Development.

Books:

"Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman" - Professor Richard Feynman. "Everything Bad Is Good For You" - Steven Johnson. "Pure Drivel" - Steve Martin.

Heroes:

Steve Martin, David Cross, and Charlie Kaufman.