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Phil Haney

PHIL HANEY

About Me

Phil Haney is Senior Producer for the National Lampoon Creative Department producing, writing, acting in and directing short form viral web videos. His recent parody of the Britney Spears VMA Performance debacle received over 12 Million views on Youtube alone and is currently ranked as one of the most viewed comedy videos of all time on the site. While at National Lampoon Phil has been a contributing writer to the PC video game National Lampoon's University Tycoon as well as the books National Lampoon Magazine Rack and editor and contributor for the volume of grotesque humor National Lampoon Not Fit For Print. Phil also serves as Editor for the National Lampoon Humor Network Affiliate, SuperAwesomeWow.com. Having gained most of his weight working at NL, Phil is the co-host of the web series "National Lampoon's Fat Guy Nation." Originally from Syracuse, NY Phil graduated from Ithaca College with a Bachelor of Science in Television/Radio where he founded the IC Comedy Club. Phil currently lives in Los Angeles, CA with his girlfriend Kelly.
Watch 'Fat Guy Nation' and more of my animations and videos below! Email me at [email protected] !
Michael Phelps 12 Thousand Calorie Diet Test by Fat Guy Nation
Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories of food a day to win all those gold medals. If that’s so, Phil and Sandy surmise that Fat Guys should be the best swimmers! To put it to the test they gorge themselves on an Olympian sized meal that follows Phelps own regiment. Then they jump in the pool to race against a real collegiate Swimmer to go for the gold!
Paris Hilton John McCain Ad: Britney Spears Response
Britney Spears responds to Paris Hiltons Response to John McCain's anti Barrack Obama campaign ad.
Fat Guy Nation: Eating At The Movies
Phil and Sandy are going to try to eat and cook like they do at home, but while watching a film at the movie theater. Since food at the theater concession stand is priced as if the popcorn was buttered with gold, The Fat Guys have a plan to sneak in tons of goodies!
Fat Guy Nation: Food Concoctions That Make You Hurl!
In celebration of the release of HURL! on G4, Phil and Sandy try to find what two foods that you love separately go good together, like peanut butter and chocolate- and which two will make you puke, vomit and HURL!
Songs That Get Stuck in Your Head CD Collection
Time Life Classics has put together a CD collection so good you won't be able to get it out of your head! And you won't want to!
Drinking Water as Medication Commercial Uncovered:
Researchers have found 64 different residual medications in our drinking water. Now National Lampoon has uncovered the new marketing campaign to promote Water in light of its new ingredients.
THE KEGGER
Hit full screen mode, turn the lights out and the volume up and enjoy this short film: ..> The Kegger on FunnyOrDie.com
In this funny, irreverent and shocking short film, college buddies Eric and Richard are dumped by their girlfriends on the same day and decide to go to a kegger party to drink away their sorrows. Richard poses the challenge that not only do they beat the lame frat guys at a game of beer pong, but also see who can 'score' with as many girls as possible all in one night.... Their game has consequences no one can imagine.
For more info on 'The Kegger" visit www.TheKegger.com
The Exorcism of Britney Spears by Mike Huckabee
2008 Presidential Candidate and Baptist Preacher, Governor Mike Huckabee has stopped by to visit Britney at her bedside and help her find the Lord in her heart. Only to do so he is going to have to perform an Exorcism -just like in the horror classic The Exorcist. Featuring comedian Dante from Last Comic Standing.
The Last Episode of Pimp My Ride
Xzibit and the Crew pimp the ride of Saffir and give him more then he was expecting on the very last episode of MTV's Pimp My Ride.
Spears Family Video Christmas Card: Jamie Lynn Pregnant
Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears and her mother Lynn Spears wish everyone a Happy Holidays in their family Video Christmas Card! Also, Jamie Lynn reveals her little Christmas miracle.
Dick's Inappropriate Halloween Costume Shop
Do you hate all of those assholes who try to be edgy and offensive by wearing inappropriate costumes each Halloween? You know, that guy who went as Osama Bin Laden in 2001? Then here is a costume shop for them!
The Lone Wrangler: Episode 4
Check me out in this new video featuring comedian Larry Miller!
Cart Wranglers have always been the most under appreciated people in the supermarket business... until now. This 5-part documentary series shines the spotlight on Alan A. Carter, who with 25 years under his belt is the most experienced Wrangler in the game today.
Britney Spears VMA 2007 "Gimme More" UNCENSORED VERSION
The performance was a lot worse then you thought:
As Seen on The E! Channel's The Daily Ten
LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE! Britney Spears Responds to all the haters of Chris Crocker, the you tube sensation that came to her defense.
Bad behavior gets Britney Spears thrown out of a trendy Hollywood hotel, the Chateau Marmont!
As Reported On TMZ.com – Click here for the article with Video: Fat "Britney" Thrown Out of Hotel
Britney Spears Orders Hit on K-Fed: Actual Audio
Fat Britney on The E! Channel's Daily 10!
'Fat Guy Nation: Celebrity Fat Club'
The Fat Guys take an underweight Penthouse model Charlie Laine and force her to eat! Just as Richard Simmons takes morbidly obese, 1000 pound men and gets them to lose weight, we take morbidly thin models and make them GAIN weight!
Watch FAT GUY NATION: GIRL OR FOOD!?
Would you rather have sex with the Olsen Twins or eat a BK Double Bacon with Cheese? We ask starving Fat Guys coming out of restaurants if they will give up their lunch for a lap dance from Heather Vandeven, Penthouse Pet of the Year.. see which they choose with Girl or Food!?
Watch FAT GUY NATION: 99 Cents Store
Being Fat and Frugal when you're a Fat Guy can be tough; On a recent trip to the 99 Cent Store Phil & Sandy debate the age old question; Quantity VS. Quality?
FAT GUY NATION: A Trip to the Food Court
For Fat Guys, going to the Food Court can be like a Muslim going to Mecca: it's overwhelming. That's why you need a game plan: Live Fat, Die Young,and Leave a Large-Looking Corpse!
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S 72 VIRGINS
Two idiot college students unwittingly join an Al Qaeda cell in order to get the 72 virgins promised to terrorists when they die. From the makers of Animal House, Van Wilder, and the Vacation movies; National Lampoon's 72 Virgins!
Brokeback Bowling Alley
"Love is a Strike of Nature."
A raw, powerful story of two young men who meet on the highly polished lanes of an Allentown, PA bowling alley and form an unorthodox yet life-long bond, by turns ecstatic, bitter and conflicted.
Full Metal Mascot
Charlie the Chicken is in basic mascot training. Derek the Oil Derrick wants to know what his major malfunction is.
STRANGLEHOLDS TRUE TO JOHN WOO SHORT FILM CONTEST

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Watch me play a mob boss in this John Woo action film sequence directed by Garrett M. Smith.
Click here to read the new horror comic written by Phil Haney, Illustrated by Kit Lively! Thursday the 12th follows the story of a six foot five hockey mask wearing degenerate, blood thirsty killer, who when he is not hell bent on seeking revenge against a world that has wronged him, lives a quiet simple life in his sensible one bedroom Los Angeles apartment.

My Interests

Comedy, Film, Television, Troma, Horror, independant film, self mutilation, Metal, death, pestilance, kevin smith, south park, animation, decapitation, cults, serial killers, heavans gate, school shootings, hardcore, pornagraphy, smut, gore, blood, satanic ritual, george carlin, demonic possesion, saturday night live, vampires, humor, zombies, parody, monsters

I'd like to meet:

I am interested in creating and collaborating on dark comedy for my short animations, music and parody… If you are an artist, animator or comedy writer looking to hook up and work on new projects please email me at [email protected]
SuperAwesomeWow.com:

I edited and wrote some stuff in this book called National Lampoon Not Fit For Print that you can find on shelves at your local book store. Click below to buy it! Its really sick, gross and distrubing (funny too.)

TRASH BABY: EPISODE I

Mutated from biochemical agents left over in fast food wrapers and semen in Bills discarded condoms Trash Baby is half human and half trash..In this episode, Bill's ex girlfriend is coming to visit and he can?t wait to show her what a big man he's become since the last time they saw each other. However things get complicated when Trash Baby thinks the local 7-Eleven is an Al Quada cell and Bill gets busted by the campus PC Police from an ensuing misunderstanding.

Heroes:

Lloyd Kaufman, Trey Parker, Kevin Smith, Jack Black