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Seattle Jew

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

About Me

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Name: Jonathan
Birthdate: March 4, 1979
Birthplace: Columbia, Maryland
Current Location: Palms, just outside of Culver City, the border clashes can get bloody
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 foot on good days, 5-10 on bad days, and 5-11 most of the time
Weight: 185-210, depends if I'm running, right now I'm somwhere in the middle
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Ethnicity: Hebrew
Body Type: Not so lovely now, we're working on that
Favorite Food: Italian
Favorite Drink: Mountain Dew
Baseball Team: 1997 Florida Marlins, my interest in baseball has gone south since then, although I did like the 1998 team too!
(when) Bedtime: I vary
Favorite Color(s): This is not something I care about. I started saying "blue" when I was little, I'll keep that up, so "blue"
Favorite Letter: J for Jonathan
Favorite Number: 4 for my birthday
Candy: Any fruit candies
Favorite Animal: dogs, thoroughbreds
Favorite Messenger: AIM
Screename: jewishtaco
Favorite Store: 7-11
Most Missed Memory: having unlimited funds because my parents were my financial source
Best Physical Feature: My lovely face
Overused Phrase: Interesting
First Thought Waking Up: Jonathan
Goal for this year: That's classified
Weakness: Being smart and good looking
Fears: The commute home from Malibu
Heritage: American, like the dictionary
Longest Relationship: 45 minutes
School's Name: Ithaca College, Ransom Everglades
Favorite TV Show: Seinfeld
Have You Ever....
Drank: Yes
Smoked: Yes
Dyed Your Hair: Yes
Shoplifted: Yes
Tried To Do The Splits: Is there a difference between "splits" and "the splits?"
Tried To Do A Backbend: Who does this stuff?
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: yes
Tried To Do A Handstand: yes
Tried To Act Perfect: only Christ is perfect
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: I was a detention regular in high school/middle school
Skinny Dipped: This is a controversial question, Remedios says "yes," I do not recall
Had Sex: yes
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: how odd would it be if my answer to above was "yes," but this one was "no"
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: this question should have been stronger, I think most people would say "yes" to this one, the question should be, "What else have you done?"
Been Dumped: Yes
Done Drugs: I haven't stopped in years
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yes
Ate Sushi: this is hardly an edgy thing anymore
Loved Someone: I love humanity
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: don't care
Fav Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: I'd say "long," but there are plenty of short-haired ladies who look good
Height: If I could meet a dwarf with similar interests, I'd so do her, the Amazonian thing I'm not into; everything between those two is a good height
Weight: a decent weight
Looks Or Personality: both should be good
Love or Money: Love I suppose
Hot Or Cute: It's all good
Drugs and/or Alcohol: She must be an alcoholic
Muscular or Really Skinny: these are my only choices?
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: why are you laughing?
Random...: Always
How Do You Want To Die?: I want there to be a whole conspiracy including thousands of people who wanted me dead, and they devote years to the planning
What country do you want to Visit: I'd like to see China, I've never been to Europe
Been to the Mall Lately: to see a movie
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Shower Daily: yes
Do you Sing: in the shower, car
Want to go to College: giggles
Current...
Clothes: I just got up, I'm in my underwear
Shoes: none
Make-Up: yep, it's still on from last night
Hair Do: shaved
Phone: Don't call me, I'll call you
Phone Number: How is this a different question?
Location: I woke up at home, must not have been that exciting
Weather: "I don't know whether the weather will improve."
Website(s): www.malibutimes.com
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My Interests

Horse Racing, running, swimming, Malibu, Jewish stuff, eating

Music:

It's all good!

Movies:

Ed Wood, Babe

Television:

Boston Legal, Rome, Sopranos, Simpsons, Burn Notice, King of the Hill, Law and Order (Regular and Criminal Intent, I barf on SVU),

Books:

History books, I hate novels, Slaughterhouse Five rocked, Vonnegut's death got little interest, that sucks, he shouldn't have died during the Imus incident

Heroes:

parents, Charles O. Finley, Joey Chestnut, Lava Man

My Blog

BTN, Dogs and political nonsense

Univision is hosting some debate that will be translated instantaneously into Spanish. I suppose this is an opportunity for Bill Richardson to show how he doesn't need a translater. Whatever, I don't ...
Posted by Seattle Jew on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:11:00 PST

NAMBLA, rats and Tiago

The L.A. Archdiocese has agreed to give out $600 million+ for victims of molestation by the church. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the lawyers get a huge chunk of that. I don't care. The L.A. Archdiocese is...
Posted by Seattle Jew on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:58:00 PST

Israel and other stuff

All those who praised the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza can observe what you got out of that, anarchy and brutality. And I'm sorry to tell the anti-Semites and far-left fanatics (who are the same peopl...
Posted by Seattle Jew on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:12:00 PST

Sopranos, Rags and other Shit

Reading the reviews around the country, I see everybody appears to believe the ending of the Sopranos was really edgy and creative. Well fuck all of you. It was weak. I don't find anything creative ab...
Posted by Seattle Jew on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:51:00 PST

various crap

I just watched the HBO Barbaro documentary. I hadn't planned to watch it because I already know the story, and I didn't feel there was anything left to learn. But I saw it was on, so I decided to watc...
Posted by Seattle Jew on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

No sense in the Belmont

Kentucky Derby winner Street Sense is not going to the Belmont, his trainer, Carl Nafzger, announced yesterday. That means the Belmont will not be a race between the Derby and Preakness winners, and t...
Posted by Seattle Jew on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:41:00 PST

Amnesty

Alright, this illegal alien amnesty bill that is being debated, I've only read the news reports and heard summaries. I haven't gotten a chance to sit down and read it yet. I may do some of that today....
Posted by Seattle Jew on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

Thoughts on the Preakness and now I'm sober

Alright, I'm disappointed there won't be a Triple Crown winner. But that was a rockin' race! Nothing in sports in my opinion is as exciting as a thrilling stretch duel. I think it will be cool one day...
Posted by Seattle Jew on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:31:00 PST

Random Crap

Alright, my pick for the Kentucky Derby finished 18th. That's 18th out of 20. I don't even think there should be more than 14 horses in the Derby, and he finished 18th! The horse that won is Street Se...
Posted by Seattle Jew on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:41:00 PST

Hoops, horses and the Hut

Alright, I'm meeting my chum Jeremy at the Pizza Hut buffet this afternoon for lunch. Then after that, the big diet and exercise routine absolutely begins. I expect it to take roughly three months for...
Posted by Seattle Jew on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST