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My girlfriend is currently dancing to Train (yes, that Train) with a laundry basket on her head. You gotta love retards sometimes.
Posted by Josh on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:17:00 PST |
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"I love you" is old. Time for something new. My vote:"eternal occupany/fornication with you is copacetic." Yeah, it's a little long, but consider it a work in progress. What about "I'm keen on undying...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:39:00 PST |
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I met Keira Knightley this past Friday. Don't tell anyone, but we plan on having children together.
Posted by Josh on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:09:00 PST |
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There seems to be a lack in fights to the death these days. I truly believe that this age old tradition is in dire need of a renaissance.
Posted by Josh on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:38:00 PST |
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You gotta wonder what the point of existing really is.
Posted by Josh on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:52:00 PST |
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In an article entitled 'Weird Guy Behavior Explained" it mentions that chitchat actually LOWERS testosterone levels in men and is considered "the opposite of accomplishing anything." I couldn't agree ...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:23:00 PST |
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Due to overwhelming demand (not to mention the verbal lashings I get from the girlfriend for not being number 1) I have decided to alter my top 8 against my better judgement. I realize this now opens ...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST |
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On friday I met Nathan Fillion, aka Cpt. Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly/Serenity. It was the best day ever.
Posted by Josh on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:19:00 PST |
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Top 8 is dumb. I object. I keep mine natural and untouched.
Posted by Josh on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 08:35:00 PST |
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My girlfriend had to make out with another girl for a movie. It was awesome.
Posted by Josh on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:22:00 PST |
