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Fat Guy Nation

Live Fat, Die Young, and Leave a Large Looking Corpse!

About Me

Being Fat Drunk and Stupid IS the way to go through life!
This is a show for The Fat and The Fat at Heart. Everyone loves to eat, but no one wants to gain weight. Yet over *seventy percent of Americans are currently overweight or morbidly obese. No one seems to mind though, as the country has become a fat guy paradise. If you go down any main street in the USA, you are hit with a plethora of Fat Merchants. From a McDonalds, Starbucks and a Fried Oreo Stand on every corner to a steady diet of bulk food, fed to you from Sam’s Club. Let’s face it; America is getting heavier and heavier. So why not celebrate our portly citizens? The American dream used to be about freedom of religion, making an honest buck and settling down in a house with a white picket fence. Now the American Dream is about freedom fries, making an ice cream Sunday, and settling down for a Pizza Hut Stuff Crust, extra cheese pie. It’s patriotic to be fat! Be Proud to be Fat! It’s a Fat Guy Nation!
Check out our new segments as they appear on: www.NationalLampoon.com

My Interests

Cooking, concocting, burping, drinking, eating, meal planning.

I'd like to meet:

Fat Guys and Fat Guys at Heart. We shall embrace our nations girth. Are you a Fat Guy? Then join the Fat Guy Nation! -In every thin man there is a fat man crying to get out.

Fat Guy Nation Movie Review

Stephen Kramer Glickman (from Last Comic Standing) reviews the classic Fellini film "8 ½" with this Fat Guy Movie Review. He's like a Fat Gene Siskel! (Isn't it ironic the skinny one died first?)

Watch: Fat Guy Nation: Celebrity Fat Club
The Fat Guys take an underweight Penthouse model Charlie Laine and force her to eat! Just as Richard Simmons takes morbidly obese, 1000 pound men and gets them to lose weight, we take morbidly thin models and make them GAIN weight!
Watch: FAT GUY NATION: GIRL OR FOOD?!
We ask starving Fat Guys coming out of restaurants if they will give up their lunch for a lap dance from Heather Vandeven, Penthouse Pet of the Year..

WATCH FAT GUY NATION: 99 CENTS STORE:
Being Fat and Frugal when you're a Fat Guy can be tough. On a recent trip to the 99 Cent Store, Phil & Sandy debate the age old question: quantity vs. quality?

WATCH FAT GUY NATION: A Trip to the Food Court
For Fat Guys, going to the Food Court can be like a Muslim going to Mecca: it's overwhelming. That's why you need a game plan.

Music:

The Fat Boys, Chubby Checker, Biggie Smalls, Fat Boy Slim, Fats Domino, Heavy D, Mamma Kas, Jerry Garcia, the guy from Blues Traveler.

Movies:

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid, Disorderlies

Television:

Jake and the Fat Man, All programming of The Food Network.

Books:

Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot

Heroes:

President William Howard Taft, Buddah, Babe Ruth, Grimace.

My Blog

Shaping America

In present day America, media messages tend to perpetuate unrealistic images and lifestyles. Not since Two Fat Ladies left the airwaves has there been a show to celebrate living life to the fullest. F...
Posted by Fat Guy Nation on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

Fast Food Review with Phil: Wendys Steak House Burger

There has been a wave of mushroomcentric burgers hitting the fast food world the past few months and I thought I would hit up my local Wendy's and go all in on their latest corporate concoction. It w...
Posted by Fat Guy Nation on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:40:00 PST

Fat Guys will Eat Even if They are in Physical Danger

Fat Guy Factoid from Phil: Fat Guys will eat at all costs, especially when it comes to fast food. Even if you feel in physical danger, the need to eat, out weighs the possible loss of life and limb....
Posted by Fat Guy Nation on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:11:00 PST

Bread Bar: Bread and Dipping Sauce!

So this past weekend Sandy D. and I went to a trendy café at the Century City Mall (futuristic looking Mall in Los Angeles) called Bread Bar. Basically it's a coffee shop with an exotic bread the...
Posted by Fat Guy Nation on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST

Good Friday, Fat Saturday, Easter Sunday

Sandy hereEaster and Passover came and went. Two delicious holidays dealing in delicacies. To celebrate both I ate ham and miracle whip on a piece of matzah. In the midst of this holiday weekend, Satu...
Posted by Fat Guy Nation on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST