Fact: Lance is a self-proclaimed "myspace celebrity"!
Fact: Lance is known in some parts of the world as the white version of Justin Timberlake. No Lie!
Fact: Lance credits his milkshake for bringing all the boys and girls to his myspace page!!! true story!!!
Here I am with my very own MidgTard! Isn't he just the cutest thing ever?
Jesus, Your Mom, Tommy Lee, Tupac & any random midget. (In no particular order). TRUE FEELINGS, I couldn't make those up if I wanted to!
My mom throwin up the double duece while rockin her "Lance Patrick is my homeboy" tshirt. haha