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Landen Celano

Even serial killers yawn.

About Me

I watch a ton of movies and sometimes write about them at landencelano.com . I also perform comedy in many different outlets.

My Interests

Karaoke, Comedy, Dr. Jameson's, Movies, Music, Writing, Acting, Reading, Zombies, Making people laugh, Celebrity sightings, Hardcore pornography

I'd like to meet:

Martin Scorsese. Maggie Gyllenhaal. Jesus, our Lord and Savior, ruler of all religions and species in the universe and beyond. Judi Dench. Gumbi. Columbo. Dumbo. Ben Folds. People who own fine China shops. Nicholas Cage in The Rock. Miley Cirus. Barack Obama. People who make push tacks. More postal workers. Food. Someone who understands formulas.

Music:


Take a gander!

Movies:

After three years of developing my top ten list, it has been shattered due to being introduced to a massive amount of classic and foreign films. Tommy Boy will forever remain Number 1 though.

Television:

Lost.

Books:

H.G. Wells, Of Mice And Men, The Hobbit, Lord of the Flies, Gideon Defoe, Film Essays/Theory Books, Truffaut/Hitchcock

Heroes:

Anyone that has ever made me laugh. Ever.

My Blog

I Want Tori Amos Inside of Me

She's kicking my ass lately, and I love it.Just a little update for my website landencelano.com, I've recently become an affiliate of Netflix, so in light of that, I'm adding a new category called "Ne...
Posted by Landen Celano on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:26:00 PST

Website Updates

I just created two new categories of film reviews on my site: Second Viewings and Movies I Won't Give My Money To.I recently reviewed Zodiac and You Don't Mess With The Zohand in those two categories ...
Posted by Landen Celano on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:02:00 PST

The Reviews Are In

I've officially started my new site, though there will be many many many many many many changes to it in the coming weeks (possibly even a new domain name.) But I intend to try to find a balance betw...
Posted by Landen Celano on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:54:00 PST

Rated R for Racially Irresponsible

Is it me just getting uptight in my old age, or does anyone else thing The Love Guru and You Don't Mess With The Zohan tiptoe on the line of being completely racist and irresponsible to the already ig...
Posted by Landen Celano on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:16:00 PST

She’s Gone

These guys have the best music videos I've ever seen... I need more Halls & Oates in my life....
Posted by Landen Celano on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:10:00 PST

By God, That’s It! (OCD)

In my never ending quest to organize mundane things in my life, I've constantly struggled with efficient ways of properly categorizing. It took me nearly a month before I decided upon organizing my D...
Posted by Landen Celano on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:53:00 PST

Do a Scientific Study, Please.

I'm not trying to place blame completely on one nugget of society, but I'd be curious to see a study done on what the ratio is between shitty-ass drivers and handicap parking hangtag. That's all I'm ...
Posted by Landen Celano on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:32:00 PST

haha

favorite comedy, go:
Posted by Landen Celano on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:43:00 PST

DVD, Blu-Ray, Digital

Looking at my DVD collection fills me with joy. It’s pretty massive, and that’s not gloating or being modest, it’s just a fact. It’s a tiny library. And as I weed out the we...
Posted by Landen Celano on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:07:00 PST

Answer me, please.

how many movies do you watch in a week?
Posted by Landen Celano on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:57:00 PST