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Gabrielle Birchak

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the President, so I can tell him that he is, by far, the dumbest, most inept President this country has ever seen. Then I'd kick him in the nuts. Yes, I would. I would kick Bush in the nuts.

My Blog

Tips on Surviving the Great Depression

Im a writer, which according to my mom, is a nice hobby.According to my mom, I own a PR/Communications business, which according to me is an impressive way of saying I can do anything with words, ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:31:00 GMT

Crackberried

Obama's advisors are telling him that he may need to forego his Blackberry addiction for security reasons. In 2005, 2.5 million people used Blackberries. Obama is part of that statistic. Apparently, O...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:29:00 GMT

Happy Halloween!!!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7d7058d08b/sarah-... See more funny videos at Funny or Die Palin does some party hoppin' in D.C.!
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:05:00 GMT

The "Don’t Blink" Bailout Plan

Oh what a mess we have woven. The Bush administration is trying to tie this mess all the way back to the Clinton era, when Clinton loosened restrictions on Freddie Mae and Frannie McMac. Bush was so c...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:54:00 GMT

Stop Staring at Palin and Pay Attention!!!

In case you've been too busy drooling over milf Palin, I just thought I'd let you know that America has been date raped.In the last week, the DOW has continued to plummet, U.S. seized control of AIG ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:55:00 GMT

Presidential Accomplishments

Camera rolling, spot lights on, enter camera hog Fred Thompson. As if Die Hard and the Rosanne show weren't enough, Thompson vied his wrinkly face for the camera in an effort to make McCain look like ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Kanye performs during the DNC

It's official! Kanye West will be performing at the EXDO Event Center for the RIAA / ONE Campaign on August 27 during the DNC. Risky move on RIAA's part. For all we know, Kanye might jump out on the s...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:37:00 GMT

Denver Broncos to Patrol the Streets

Well, it looks as if Denver is going to live up to its stereotype. Denver is going to have its policeforce on horseback. Nothing says "change" like being trampled by a horse.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:32:00 GMT

We’ll All Be Committed

What to wear to the DNC? Should I pack my Anne Klein suit? Or, my tie-dyed T-shirt? Which side of the protestors' fence shall I sit? After I won Project Breakout's Political Pundit competition, I star...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:28:00 GMT

More of the Same Old McCain

Well, Obama went off to Hawaii to enjoy some surf and turf with his girls last week, while McCain headed off to the Iowa State Fair to practice his game of skee ball with the rest of his retirement gr...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:24:00 GMT