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Says frontman $ucksex of himself and the group, "I'm awesome. I'm basically a superstar in waiting. I take Hard Corey and DJTanner beats and I elevate them to greatness. I'm the best mc in Chicago and probably the western hempisphere and I prove itconstantly in my every day life on the streets or in the back alleys where I'm being. I sell tons of records, I fuckrealllllllllly hot girls, I regularly meet with people way more famous than you and do things that only really awesome famouspeople do, I'm just not quite famous yet. My cock is 10 feet long and I have infinite lives. True story."
Producer, Supermodel, and professional dancer Hard Corey is more coy about the group's purpose saying, "Well, $ucksex isdefinitely a talented mc, but without my beats he'd be just another white kid on VH-1 claiming to be a rapper. I give him thesugar, flour, and eggs to bake his cakes and pies, if you will. He wouldn't be boning so many hot chicks after shows if not forme. But, in conclusion, there's really no more awesome combination than the two of us and a bottle of Formula 50 Grape VitaminWater and a waffle."
So what do they sound like? $ucksex says, "Press the play button. If for some reason you're too dumb to manage that, we soundlike that totally pumped up noise you make when you're watching the original Power Rangers and Tommy the Green Ranger blows hisknife flute and the Dragonzord comes up and you just know there's some ass that is about to be kicked so you jump out of yourseat and punch a wall and scream a war whoop and call your own mom a tramp. Its like...boil down awesome, sprinkle some WilliamShatner, Bloodhound Gang, mc chris, and Eminem and mix in boning a lot of hot chicks...excuse me, hot broads, and you have oursound. We're nerdcore hip-hop, but we're not. We're mainstream hip-hop, but we're not. We're pop, but we're not. We're like awhole genre unto ourselves and because we are continually awesome and timeless we call our genre: Shatnercore. If you reallywant to find out some stuff and facts about how awesome we are that's what google and the kid who runs our wikipedia are for. Wejust make music because that's what gets us countless hot dames and plenty of gold."

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Member Since: 3/1/2007
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$ucksex

23 year old microphone master, leader, and sensei

DJ Tanner

Is basically the producing personality of the terminally mentally problematic Sucksex.

Hard Corey

Hard Corey is a former supermodel who cranks out and crafts the audacious sound of the Former Fat Boys. His beats make the room (and our belly's) shake.

Dirty Eirk


Dirty Erik is retarded and obsessed with obscure sexual positions and acts that are illegal in most legalities. He also plays the piano and helps craft the beats.

Lawton

Sometimes hypeman.

Mintie Phresh

Sometimes hypeman.

Influences: shatnercore
tommy, the green ranger

Sounds Like:

Keep The Change (A Story of Christmas Vengence) (Click this link to watch on YouTube! in full screen!


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Ben Folds featuring Former Fat Boys - Cologne (Remix) (Click this link to watch on YouTube! in full screen!


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Jennifer Hudson featuring Former Fat Boys - Spotlight (Remix) (Click this to watch in full screen on YouTube!


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Katy Perry featuring Former Fat Boys - Hot N Cold (Remix)


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Pussycat Dolls featuring Former Fat Boys - When I Grow Up (Remix)


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Heidi Montag featuring Former Fat Boys - Party's Wherever I Am (Remix) (Click this link to watch on YouTube! in full screen!


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Fall Out Boy featuring Former Fat Boys - I Don't Care (Remix) (Click this link to watch on YouTube! in full screen!


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New Kids on the Block featuring Former Fat Boys - Summertime (Remix) (Click link to watch ON YouTube!


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Ingrid Michaelson featuring Former Fat Boys - The Way I Am (Remix)


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Kelly Clarkson featuring Former Fat Boys - Sober (Remix)


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One Republic featuring Former Fat Boys - Apologize


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Slumber Party!


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(Hey Corey You Wanna Go) Snowmobiling


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The Tax Rap featuring Ben's Dad and George W. Bush


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I Want It (Gimme, Gimme) ((Toys))


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Live Montage


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Snakes on a Plane LIVE!



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Record Label: RaCheer Records (everybody has a label these days)

My Blog

MySpace.com Blogs - "THIS GIGANTIC ROBOT KILLS" IN STORES TODAY - MC Lars MySpace Blo

I have a lot of news for you today. To kick things off, there's aboatload of new Former Fat Boys tracks and videos headed your way.First things first you have to check out and buy the new MC Lars albu...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:06:00 GMT

NEW(ish) XMAS MUSIC VIDEO! Spectacular toboggan crash!

Here's the deal.  Last year in a desperate attempt to get a new Former Fat Boys Christmas tune released I rushed the production of the music video for "Keep the Change".  It was the first vi...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:36:00 GMT

Ben Folds, Jennifer Hudson, Pussycat Dolls = NEW FORMER FAT BOYS REMIXES!

Here's all the remixes.  You can download the MP3's free from www.formerfatboys.comBen Folds featuring Former Fat Boys - Cologne (Piano Orchestra Remix Remix): Jennifer Hudson featuring Forme...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:43:00 GMT

British Fans - Listen to Radio 1 TONIGHT!

............Awhile back we did a guest spot on a track with a great dude from London named Warner Newman on a track called "Unbreakable".  Tonight that song will make its debut on Radio 1 in Brit...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:54:00 GMT

"Barack Out With Your Cock Out" T-Shirt! Brand new shirts!

In case you don't check the store a lot, we've added a new T-Shirt to celebrate the historicalness of a presidential candidate whose name rhymes with "cock".  This hasn't happened yet and it defi...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:39:00 GMT

new remix Katy Perry’s "Hot N Cold" + new FFB song BONUS

Hey I sort of inserted myself into another track. This time its Katy Perry's Hot N Cold. I think its fun, check it out. Also, new FFB track is buried as a bonus feature at the end. Let me know wha...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:36:00 GMT

ROCKY LOVES EMILY FOR FUCKING FREE

Former Fat Boys update time. Short and sweet. Read the last one for sure, I really need your help there!1) Super cool new New Kids On The Block remix is out now. Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:43:00 GMT

New Kids On The Block - Summertime (Former Fat Boys Remix)

The 8 year old in me shit myself when the New Kids On the Block reunion tour was announced, but I was skeptical about their new song Summertime. First time I heard it, I thought, ehh... But then for...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:56:00 GMT

Ingrid Michaelson - The Way I Am (Former Fat Boys Remix)

Ok, so I've been doing so much recording and mixing lately that I've found doing pseudo-remixes to be soothing and fun/fast way to get some music out.Here's the video for my remix of Ingrid Michaelson...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:54:00 GMT

Live Blogging the Oscars (aka a good way to bore yourself)

Why is Javier Bardem up for for an Oscar? He didn't do anything in No Country for Old Men. Cool dude. The girlfriend keeps saying that she's sure he played Denny Duquette on Grey's Anatomy. Even p...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 21:04:00 GMT