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About Me

I hate anyone who is different than me.

"I am society's child, this is how they made me, and now I'm saying what's on my mind and they don't want that. This is what you made me, America" - Tupac

My Interests

Sketch, stand-up and improv comedy, gang banging, refusing to let the man hold me down, knitting, fun

I'd like to meet:

I've met my idols.

Music:

GIRL TALK, The Police, Otis Redding

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, old Steve Martin movies, any documentary that involves call boys, children or physical disabilities.

Television:

Project Runway, Degrassi, Weeds

Books:

Catcher in the Rye.
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Heroes:

rockstars, people who make things happen

My Blog

i blog here now

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Posted by molls on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:46:00 PST

little, yellow, different

I am in the process of moving from Koreatown to Koreatown. I'm moving like, 6 blocks away from where I currently live to a new apartment with lower rent and no bad memories associated with more or les...
Posted by molls on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:10:00 PST

Fat Joe and I are LIKETHIS.

What's Luv? by Fat Joe is probably in my top 20 favorite songs of all time. I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but seriously-- what does love have to do with a little menage? Nothing. It has nothing to d...
Posted by molls on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:41:00 PST

who's twittering?

www.twitter.com/mollsThat's me! Who are you?Know what feeling might be better than most? When you're overhearing an absolutely ridiculous person and you are thinking to yourself "Am I seriously hearin...
Posted by molls on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:05:00 PST

thanks, perverts

My blog had a record amount of views today and I didn't even write anything, so I decided I'd see what would happen if I did. I hypothesize that the amount of traffic on my blog will crash the interne...
Posted by molls on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:54:00 PST

you cannot leave the subject blank

I'm having a lazy day today. I went to the Salvation Army and got some dope shit. I can't see myself having much interest in doing anything other than watching Netflix (This Film is Not...
Posted by molls on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

you missed out, you missed out

I wrote an awesome, awesome, AWESOME blog yesterday, but I passed out right before I pressed "Post Blog" and the page crashed while I was catching Zs. (Most likely in a butterfly net labeled "Zs", as ...
Posted by molls on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST

hiatus

I've been on hiatus for a month, I will be for probably another. I don't want to do stand up right now. Stand up fucking sucks right now. Sketch comedy will and always will be my jam-- I need to...
Posted by molls on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST

missed connections

Reason # 120479 that I fucking love Craig's List: "Friday night, and you were the petite, adorable girl sitting at a table in front of me with four of your friends while having dinner at El Chavo. Tho...
Posted by molls on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

emolls

She comes back to tell me she's gone,As if I didn't know thatAs if I didn't know my own bed,As if I'd never noticed,The way she brushed her hair from foreheadAnd she said losing loveIs like a window i...
Posted by molls on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST