My New Blog! Impressive? (Answer: No) |
Aloha! Here is my new blog:http://tomoatmeal.tumblr.com/Adios!-Tom
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:51:00 GMT |
Craigslist Missed Connection: We Almost Died Together! |
I met you at my friend Erics bonfire party. You were a friend of one his coworkers I believe and we really hit it off. Anyways, we were making out when that guy showed up with a machete and started t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:51:00 GMT |
Romance is Alive! |
Whenever I hear about the death of romance, it makes me feel amazed at how stupid some people can be. Then I think about how much I'd love to say how stupid this person is to their face depending on ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:24:00 GMT |
Crew Needed for New Bounty Hunter Show! |
Hi there! I just recently finished an online course to gain certification as a bounty hunter and am looking for some writers and crew to help me with a show idea. I envision this program to be similar...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:54:00 GMT |
Diary of the Cognizant Zombie |
November 30, 2008 It's the fourth day now and though I have an insatiable appetite for human brains, I still feel pretty sharp mentally. I'm not sure why. I was bitten pretty hard. In fact, when I ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:46:00 GMT |
Common Questions Answered |
Hi there. If you're like me, it's hard to tell when things are really happening or if you are just watching a movie. Because of that, I've answered some common questions that will help you...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:27:00 GMT |
I’M THE CORPSE FROM LAST FRIDAY! |
Hello there! I'm not sure if you remember me, but we were both extras in a film last Friday. I played the bloated corpse that the detectives found washed up in a riverbed. Even though I wasn't at libe...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:21:00 GMT |
Tom Tries to Connect with a Woman on craigslist |
(From craigslist.com: Missed Connections)Hello there! This is a total shot in the dark, but I am the gentleman that accidentally spilled about a half a cup of coffee onto your baby's head and face at ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:28:00 GMT |
DON’T I DESERVE THE BEST IN LIFE? |
The other day I was dominating in tetherball against this retarded kid with no fingers and I thought to myself, "You know what? I'm a pretty nice guy to be out here in the heat like this." Then I th...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:02:00 GMT |
A NEW VIDEO! |
Aloha Senoritas! My llamo is Tom. And what, might I ask, is your llamo?
Oh well. Here's a video we made. Sorry in advance.
http://www.break.com/index/trapped-in-an-elevator-wit...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 16:52:00 GMT |
