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Name: Lefty Joe
Birthday: The day a man ran with a jaguar and the sun turned black.
Birthplace: Tenotchtitlan the Aztec capital.
Current Location: Sittin' on my ass at the computer.
Eye Color: Dookie brown.
Hair Color: Burnt and dried dookie brown.
Height: Slightly above average for a Hobbit.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed.
Your Heritage: Aztec indian with Spaniard and French, and some African.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My favorite Brown addidas sandals.
Your Weakness: My poisonous tounge.
Your Fears: A fear demonic possesion!!! And to let my potential stagnate.
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust, peperoni, sausage, green peppers, mushrooms, parmesian, hot sauce and ranch dressing.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get back into shape, be a better Christian example. Follow God with more discipline.I'm such a bastard, I need Jesus.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Stop being a joto.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh shit!!! I was supposed to be up 30 miutes ago.
Your Best Physical Feature: The very Macho physiche hidden under all the fat.JK, I've been told I have nice legs and ass. (men tell me that)scary.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I manage to fall asleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: The one that hasn't happened yet. I look to the future.
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Caffeine free Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box.
Single or Group Dates: Both.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea Rasberry Ice tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither.
Do you Smoke: Cigars, only on really spacial ocassions.
Do you Swear: Like a sailor unfortunately.
Do you Sing: YES!!!!!!!!OMG do I sing, I got soul b=dammit!!!
Do you Shower Daily: YES!!!!!!!!WTF!
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I'll go back to school someday soon.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm a bit over confident.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yup.I'm getting it now.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yup.I'm a sexy biatch, even tho people tell me I look like a lesbian. (thanks dad)
Are you a Health Freak: I try. I actually eat really healthy. It's mah thyroid!!!Stupid genes.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup. OMG my dad is the sweetest and scariest most violent teddy bear I ever knew.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup.I think they're sexy...wink wink.
Do you play an Instrument: The kazoo. I kinda play drums. Ok, I lie, but I have rhythm.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I attend the Drink and Draw social club on Sundays, and I usually have a beer. And I sometimes buy non alchy beer, just for the taste.
In the past month have you Smoked: No. I have engulfed tons of second hand smoke, thanks a lot, y'all are gonna give me cancer again. I really don't want cancer again, stop smoking y'all!!!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, just the drug called art. I'm addicted.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What's a date? lol, loser. JK
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Maybe???
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, damit, what the hell!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup, the co-workers like to get Sushi very often.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No unfortunately.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yup.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, what the Hell!!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hearts.
Ever been Drunk: Don't remind me.
Ever been called a Tease: Yup.
Ever been Beaten up: I used to train with my best childhood friend and his uncle, they are both boxers, and I still train occasionally, so yes, sparring, gets me beaten up.
Ever Shoplifted: I plea the 5th.
How do you want to Die: I don't, it be nice if I get to be lucky enough to be in the rapture.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm livin' the dream already.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, All the Nordic countries, Sweeden...
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Hey all, click on this link, it's a web comic my firend Geoffrey Golden and I are doing. If you like it, please help Geoffrey and I spread the word.

My Interests

Drawing,painting,singing, art-ing, lol,

I'd like to meet:

Artist of all kinds. Anyone "chill". Anyone who's cool with everyone. Motivated, career oriented individuals. Fun loving local peepz I could possibly chill with.Dudes and dudetts!!! Go take this quiz at liquidgeneration.com
Find out your Harry Potter personality at LiquidGeneration!

Music:

I CAN DIG IT ALL, even some Country, surprising huh!!! (don't like Coldplay though for some reason.)
Find out if you are a freak in bed at LiquidGeneration!

Movies:

I'll watch anything, and usually like anything. there are a few I utterly dislike, but I've wiped them from my memory.

Television:

Here's some stuff I worked on.

MySpaceTV Videos: Bang Bang Bang by Nubby
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

A friggin luv this soooooo maaaaaaauuuuuuusssshhhhhhh!!!!!Iz HaWt!!! Shwaaaaab!!!!

Books:

I don't read much, but I download audio books on mp3 and listen to them while I work, or I read a collaborative web comic, written by Geoffrey Golden of Overtime Comedy sketch group, and head writter at Meteor Games, an online MMO game developer. Drawn by me, leftyjoe Read, Hella Koalahttp://www.hellakoala.com/

Heroes:

Jesus.