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Monkeyfishbird

We figured that if people were holding an air guitar, they could not be holding a rifle

About Me

Never forget that a monkey is a wild animal. Like raccoons, their infant friendliness fades as they reach adulthood, when they become aggressive and can attack with the slightest provocation.All monkey homes share something in common: broken lamps and housewares, shredded curtains, unearthed house plants -not to mention the unmistakable odor.Monkeys are very excitable animals. They will immediately relieve themselves whenever, and wherever, they are upset.

My Interests

Changing my top 24353.45 on myspace and reading the messages of those wondering why they moved. Listen people you are all so damn wonderful, beautiful, interesting, funny , sexy - seriously. I like to look at you all as often as possible thats why I change. Lets see besides myspace I do have a couple other interests (sarcasm) which include but are not limited too spooning, talking to strangers, laughing w/ children, playing w/animals, eating cheetos w/ chopsticks, boats, goats, burning man, experiences, affection, climbing things, sunshine, naps outside, high heels, clothes that "wipe clean", spontanudity, costumes, nature, bliss, laughing, places where palm trees~ mountains~and oceans meet, pillow fights, making out, seeing loved ones happy and smiling, roadtrips, tea parties, yoga, boys that read to me, kisses on the back of my neck, people who take interest in interesting me.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna play with you. Make me laugh, someone easy to talk to, someone unapologetically passionate and honest, crazy & spontaneous, calm & relaxed, has imagination, someone sexxy and sensual, soulful, playful, positive, dark, a mentor, a mender, a healer, a howler, a screamer, a teacher, a guru, a zulu, an inspiration, a temptation, a musician, responsible~but works to live not the other way around, an artist, a clean man who is dirty, a philanthropist, a creator, someone who has taken the high road and the low road and wants to tell me about it, a part time evil genius, someone who realizes there are many "right ways", someone who likes traveling and going out as much as they do cuddling up on the couch and poppin in a movie, someone to take a bubble bath with, ah and beautiful people...and by beautiful I mean but on the inside and the outside of course

Music:

songs I can shake my arse, roller skate or "make love" too, anything that makes me cry or warms the loins, (at the same time a +)............you know-like Jane's Addiction or that Greatest American Hero song....Believe it or not Im walkin on air I never thought ........

Movies:

Until the A Team movie comes out......Jane Goodall IMAX, Conversations with KoKo, the parrot and penguin movies. I like movies about monkeys and birds, or movies that end in "land" Tideland, Dreamland

Television:

Twin Peaks, X Files, Strangers with Candy, A-Team, Sex in the City, Bill Maher. The dog whisperer

Books:

milan kundera, The Pop Up Kama Sutra, Daniel Quinn, How to spot a bastard by his star sign, The art of sensual massage, Confessions of an Economic Hitman, my high school and college journals, Rumi, Curious George, The multi orgasmic man, Mary Oliver, and photography books........oh and, yes~!~ Anything on my great gal pal Bonnies Book of the Month Club

Heroes:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xf9oo_jerome-murat

My Blog

Apparently I'm very "unusual"

katherlykat, your most unique quality is that you're unusually Inspirational You inspire others around you with your creative energy and thirst for new experiences. You are exceptionally curious an...
Posted by Monkeyfishbird on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

Wine in the park - Friday or Saturday

Hello, It is going to be another weekend in the mid 70's.  Anyone want to picnic in Delores Park Friday (im off Friday)  
Posted by Monkeyfishbird on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:23:00 PST

I know we all love rain

but Im about to go for a walk and make the sun come out so I hope you got enough.  
Posted by Monkeyfishbird on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST

Im just the kind of person.......

katherlykat, your subconscious mind is driven most by Kindness You have a deep desire to be kind and fair to others. You are preoccupied with finding kindness in the world around you, far more than...
Posted by Monkeyfishbird on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:11:00 PST

If theres love - Clarence Greenwood

Where you been hidin'? I'm believing You give me life Life my dear You give me strength to beat the odds And overcome my fears You make me feel like I belong under the sun You never grow old Because y...
Posted by Monkeyfishbird on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

I know Shock me was written by Ace Frehley

I know Shock me is a KISS song but the version i was listening to was by red house painters.  Going to see Mark Lanegan tomorrow, should be real good fun. 
Posted by Monkeyfishbird on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:06:00 PST

Red House Painters - Shock Me

Your lightning's all I need My satisfaction grows You make me feel at ease You even make me glow Don't cut the power on me I'm feelin' low, so get me high Shock me, make me feel better Shock me, put o...
Posted by Monkeyfishbird on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST

Rumi of the day

If anyone asks you how the perfect satisfaction of all our sexual wanting will look, lift your face and say, Like this. When someone mentions the gracefulness of the nightsky, climb up on the r...
Posted by Monkeyfishbird on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST