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bernard

land-owning aristocracy.

About Me

I'm a little uncomfortable that there is no "ke" in Coca-Cola.Everything is my favorite. I want to try everything twice. I promote hyperbole. I like to see people smile. I like to make people laugh. I'm attracted to Zen gardens. I like cobalt, if that’s a color. I believe we should all wear capes, all the time. I believe you reap what you sow. What comes around goes around. Karma.I'm only good at doing one thing at a time, but I'm always working on 20 things at once.I don't think a pulse is the right measurement for life. I believe the spark you see in some eyes is actually there.I believe children should be taught to be cautious of strangers; I believe adults should be taught just the opposite.Love sarcasm, but not cynics.Prefer people who are for things over people who are against things.Like curious people and clever bastards.Love to laugh and am easily amused.To take me seriously is to miss the funny part, assuming there is one.I'm ENTP.Welcome to my world, there's plenty of seating...
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My Interests

not at all specific.

I'd like to meet:

ARTISTS & DREAMERS, CREATIVES, MUSICIANS, SINGERS, and DANCERS, WRITERS, POETS, OPTIMISTS, FREAKS, GEEKS & SEEKERS OF LOST SOULS. |||people who see the humor in www.PORNandEGGS.com |||i am also open to dating a quirky, smiling, laughing, super-model accountant willing to do my taxes in exchange for back rubs.

Television:

kill your tv.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Memoirs of a Geisha, Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Death of Vishnu, Interpreter of Maladies, Poisonwood Bible, Unknown Errors of Our Lives