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YOU ASK OF LOVE TWICE FORGOTTEN? TO SIMPLY TASTE TONGUES CANDY SWEET ON TOP OF SWOLLEN JUICY LIPS TWICE TRICKED JUST MIGHT HELP YOU QUIT DESIRING DARK KISSES OF SOME SINNER'S PAST STRUGGLES WITH DIAL TONES AND SUICIDAL CONVERSATIONS OF PLAYGROUND DEVILS EATING OVER-RIPE PEPPERMINT STICKS SWEATING HEAVILY UNDERNEATH SCORCHED BITTER SPOILED RANCID LET GO OF IT ALREADY UGLY ASS BAGGAGE.
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