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About Me

The Lobsterboy Revue were a bunch of bad asses who brought spirited Vaudeville and Burlesque to our nations capitol. They reigned supreme from 2003 to 2007, and their variety show hosted some of the biggest names in Burlesque today, including Dirty Martini, Trixie Little, Sugar Ann Spice, Kitty Victorian, Nasty Canasta, Miss Saturn, and Lucky, to name but a few. Tragically, Lobsterboy was killed by a crack cocaine overdose on stage on October 27th, 2007. it was a glorious way to go. So if you weren't there, you missed it, bitches.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sword swallowers, flame throwers, contortionists, dwarves who aren't against exploiting themselves, geeks, magicians, and you.

My Blog

The End.

Hello Lobsterfiends!On October 27, 2007, Lobsterboy, Full Bladder, and Cardgirl said "adios" to the world of Burlesque. The final show was amazing - Lobsterboy and I filled the show with our all-time...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:03:00 GMT

April Fools @ the Birchmere! No Shit!

Hello, Lobsterfiends!Well, if you're reading this and wondering when the Birchmere show is - your too damn late, because it was on April Fools Day. And might I just say - the best show EVER?!?! Defi...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:40:00 GMT

Happy New Year!

Well, it's 10 PM on New Years Day, and Cardgirls hangover has finally downgraded from "deadly" to "unpleasant". I'm hoping by tomorrow it might be "nearly unnoticeable", but I'm not holding my breath...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 19:57:00 GMT

Xmas cheer, booze, and shows!

Hello Lobsterfriends!As you've probably noticed from the photo, the Lobster Boy Revue is getting into the Christmas spirit, and we're hoping you are as well! Christmas is one of Fullbladders favorite...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:14:00 GMT

Freakhouse freakout!

Well, the time has come!Yes, we will soon be co-hosting (with Cherry Red Productions) the freakiest haunted house DC has ever seen! Scat? You bet. Sharks? Absolutely. Scares? I'm shitting myself...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:19:00 GMT

success with leeches!

Fans - you are the best!You managed to make it all the way out to Arlington on THE WORST weather day of the year (which ended with myself and Mr Cardgirl driving south on 395, only to have it blocked ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:36:00 GMT

new show, giant stick of butter to make.

Hello Folks!Well, it's been a while since our last show, but never fear.... a brand spaking new show is around the corner, and this one will involve knives. Tomorrow Lobs, Fullbladder and myself will...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 22:13:00 GMT

new digs - more room to spread the love!

Hello folks![Just so you know, I've already written this once tonight, but I got so excited by the fact that I could input what music I was listening to that I erroneously canceled the blog I wrote (w...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 21:04:00 GMT

We rock like Rush.

What can I say?The show rocked! All skits went well, every act was loved, and (for the most part) all lines were remembered. Saturn was wonderful as always, Trixie Little and the Hate Monkey rocked t...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 23:00:00 GMT

pre-show excitement!

Howdy folks!Now that we're days away from the show, I'm getting excited to see some of my burlesque peeps again! I haven't seen Trixie Little or the Hate Monkey for about two months now, and their ab...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:45:00 GMT