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Jolene Sugarbaker

!Jolene Sugarbaker, The Trailer Park Queen!

About Me


Hi There Trailer Park Fans!

My name is Jolene Sugarbaker, The Trailer Park Queen.
I teach the world about Real Trailer Park Livin'!
We're not all like what you've seen on Jerry Springer:
Some of us are what I like to call... .

WHITE TRASH WITH CLASS!

Visit my website by Clicking Here

And come learn how to do it

THE TRAILER PARK WAY!
Love,

Jolene



Some of my Photos From The TRAILERPHONE

Momma always said, if you don't toot your own horn,
someone will pee in it:

Where have you seen me or my Trailer Park Products?

    Instinct Magazine Good Morning America WUSA 9 WTTG Washington D.C. The Roseanne Show Fox 5 WTTG, Washington D.C. Yahoo Internet Magazine The 505 Weirdest Online Stores Book (..79) Fox 8, WGHP The Washington Post (9 times) CBC Radio One, Canada Houston Chronicle NBC 4, Washington D.C. Yahoo Internet Magazine Florida Sun Sentinel CATV (Canadian) Sirius Satellite Network XM Satellite Network Maxim Radio 108, Sirius ZDNET Radio Hot 99.5 FM, Washington D.C. Australia's Radio Voice Z600, The Edge Montana Jacksonville Times Alexandria Gazette Packet, VA KRZR Fresno California The Librarians Internet Index The Washington Blade MW Magazine, Washington DC The Washingtonian Magazine Phoenix Chronicle Seattle Times The Record (North New Jersey) The Arizona Republic The Post Star, NY The Canton OH Repository Best of the Web, 2001 Herald News, New Jersey Washington City Paper The Web Guide, 2000 Fort Wayne Gazette The Tennesean The Age, Australia The Honolulu Advertiser Voice Of America The Indianapolis Star China VOA Radio Chicago Sun Times Kansas City InfoZine News Talk Radio, WGY, Albany WJFK F.M Washington D.C. Longview Daily News, WA Kansas City Star MSNBC Kansas City Infozine Colorado Springs Gazette Lycos 50 with Dean The Washingtonian Magazine Baltimore Sun Punk Globe Magazine The Christian and Vince Show WKCW, Warrenton, VA WKRW, Manassas, VA

And here's a bit about what I do:



Teacher Jolene:
For over 4 years, I've been on-staff faculty for:
Fairfax County Schools, Adult and Community Education
Located in Northern Virginia near Washington D.C.

Here's some classes i'm known to teach:
Comedy And Public Speaking Classes By Jolene

My "BE A STAND UP COMEDIAN" was feature story
on the front of the Style section of the Washington Post .
Students learn the basics of writing a stand up act, and then
perform live on stage.
I brought over 65 new comedians into this world!
Special News! I'm starting these classes back up this Winter 2006!

Many of my students have went on to great careers in comedy, and
have performed at such venues as
The World Famous Comedy Store , in Hollywood California
Caroline's on Broadway in NY New York
The DC Improv in Washington D.C.


Cooking With Jolene

My cooking classes are a one of kind mix of comedy
and down home cooking!
Based on my upcoming book and internet tv series,
the cooking classes will have you cooking up a storm in
a three bay kitchen! Learn over 7 recipes, all in one day!
And of course have plenty of time to eat and mingle after!
More classes coming in September!
With a new location in Tyson's Corner, Va!


Stand Up Comedian Jolene

I hit the stage at comedy venues on the East Coast.
I've appeared as a special guest at the D.C. Improv,
and have performed as a Feature at the
Baltimore Comedy Factory .
My three year long run of "Jolene Sugarbaker Presents",
an open mike night in Crystal City, Va was featured on
two tv stations and three newspapersbefore finally being
put on hiatus this past March 2006 so that I may
concentrate more on her other projects.
I'm planning a "mini" tour this summer, more news soon.


Reporter/Columnist Jolene

I write a column for Instinct Magazine, which they feature on their website.
You can read it anytime for free! And, there's a new one each month!

CLICK HERE TO READ JOLENE'S INSTINCT MAGAZINE COLUMN

I'm always on the look out for the "latest trend" or "must have" product!
Drop me a line, and maybe you'll be in my writing's soon!


Podcaster Jolene

Well, this should say "Coming Soon Again".
I jumped on the Podcast Bandwagon early on...
But, I fell off.... and didn't ride away into the sunset with it...
Now, I will jump back on that Bandwagon!
I expect to have everything up and running again, by May 2006.


Designer Jolene

I design all the products in my store!
I've designed over 250 t-shirts,
and over 50 exclusive bumper stickers!
It's not all Trailer Park :)

Here's what's New:


Sexy Realtor
Beware The Platypus
Bumper Stickers
I am Not Unemployed, I am a consultant
Outta My Way It's Bingo Night
Trailer Park Princess Tshirt Shirts and Gifts
Trailer Park Princess Baby Doll Tshirt
I Hate Chiggers
Trailer Woman
Lyme Disease Is Icky
I Have Gas Tanker Driver
Lot Lizard Summer 2005
Slap Flip Flop
Don't Marry For Money
Hairdresser Blow Job
Crochet With Me
Trailer Park News
Sexy Dentist

My Interests

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Jolene Sugarbaker is The Trailer Park Queen
She's a "Clean" comedian based on the East Coast.
For over 13 years, Jolene has been working on
"undoing years of damage to the trailer park lifestyle".
Jolene Sugarbaker tours comedy clubs and events
Across the United States,
She and/or her products have appeared on:
Good Morning America
Fox News
The Roseanne Show
And many more newspapers and television shows.
Jolene Sugarbaker also teaches Comedy and Cooking
Classes for Fairfax County Schools in Virginia,
Adult and Community Education Department.
Her customized column for Instinct Magazine
Reaches millions monthly.
Her online store boasts over 200 designs
designed by the Queen herself, and was
The first White Trash/Trailer Chic retailer on
the internet!


I'd like to meet:

Entrepreneurs, Comedians, Trailer Park Fans, Celebrities, Cafepress Members, Actors, Models, Chefs, Black People, Mexicans, Pharmacists, People who can get me into SAG, Rednecks, Country Boys, Country Girls, and anyone else :)

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And become WHITE TRASH WITH CASH!

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Leave me a comment:
Instead of clicking on "Add Comment" link on the bottom, just use the box below to write me a comment or leave a recipe.

Feel Free To Spam My Comments With Your:
Events, Products, Business, Website
At anytime.......

But, PLEASE NO:
Genital Pictures
Bloody Images
Auto-Play Videos (click button is ok)

My students could be visiting this page :)

THANKS :)



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Music:

Lindsay Lohan, Skeeter Davis, Captain and Tenille, Amanda Lepore, Xuxa, Traci Lords, Reba, and my song:

Movies:

Stewardess School, 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag, High School High, Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Pee Wee Herman's Christmas Special, The Dirty Shame, Poseidon Adventure, Airplane, Labyrinth, 9 to 5, V, Sordid Lives

Television:

Different Strokes, Punky Brewster, Iron Chef, Facts of Life, People's Court, Judge Judy, Mon Chi Chi, Land Of The Lost, Sigmund The Sea Monster, Lost In Space, Electra Woman And Dyna Girl, Small Wonder, V, Three's Company, Smurfs, Bugaloos, Wonder Bug, Lidsville, Dr. Shrinker, The Charmings, Blossom, Manimal, Knight Rider, Cheaters, Boy Meets Boy, People's Court, The Golden Girls, Alice, ShirtTales,

Books:

Anything by Sylvia Browne

Heroes:

Sidney Biddle Barrows, Xuxa

My Blog

Cicada Invasion Cicada Couture Clothing 2007 Midwest

May 22nd, 2007- For Immediate Release: Cicada Fashions and Advice from Jolene Sugarbaker   Contact:  Jolene Sugarbaker  [email protected]   www.jolenesugarbaker.co...
Posted by Jolene Sugarbaker on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

MySpace Gave Me Spyware

Hey Trailer Park Fans! Wow, I can finally log on to my MySpace Account.I know that there are many friend requests that I need to approve..But, I wanted to let you know what has been happening... One d...
Posted by Jolene Sugarbaker on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:21:00 PST

I'll always accept Band Requests! Found this great music video "Closer"

Hey Trailer Park Fans! Over the past few months that i've been on Myspace, i've seen a lot of people post "NO BANDS", when referring to who they'll accept as friends. I don't really understand this at...
Posted by Jolene Sugarbaker on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST

Creation of my MySpace Page

So, I finally sat down and loaded somethings!Let me know what you think!    
Posted by Jolene Sugarbaker on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:39:00 PST

The Trailer Park Queen Arrives

Okay, so i'm here, I got hundreds of emails of people asking me... Jolene, when are you getting on My Space.com? Well, here I am! Love, Jolene Sugarbaker
Posted by Jolene Sugarbaker on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST