Music:
Member Since: 10/12/2005
Band Website: roobiebreastnut.com....OR.....cdbaby.com/cd/roobie
Band Members: Wishing You All Many Sex, Lust & Martinis! Speaking of humping and boozing...
Due to RooBiE's VeRY EXPLICIT Lyrics, YOU MUST BE 18 TO BE APPROVED ON THIS VERY MYSPACE Site! RooBie wants all you young chickens back though, once you can fly the coup! And you MUST have a sense of humor to EVER enter into "The RooBiE BreastNuT's World!! If you take life T00 seriously, you'll end up having a heart attack as your keeling over at your own dysfunctional family's dinner table!ATTENTiON TO ALL ViEWER's WH0 are about to WaTcH THE RooBiE's "RooB B00B TuBE" MiNi MOVIES....THEY ARE PRODUCED BY......BiMBO's WiNK PR0DuCTiON's.FOR BOOKING, ENDORSEMENTS & PRESS CONTACT THE NUMBER THERE DOWN UNDER DAHLING!Give THE BiMBo A JiNGLE AT BoD HooT... .. Call me... Get your own PrivatePhone number ..
Influences:
Roobie Breastnut started this "New Burlesque Wave" that's going on today! Dixie Evans once gave Roobie credit for "Starting ALL this Burley Neo StuFF!" Noted for the "Lust In The Dust" photograph from Exotic World that ran in several magazines across the globe. Exotic World, then started to get word about publicity, then the explosion of Burlesque begain. Roobie refuses to sit back and be "Quiet" about this fact any longer! So now that she's still living, she'll fight and speak up about this truth. In her point of view, kissing ass is TOO weak! RooBiE's Influences Are The Bottom Feeders that start new trends and new art, such as herself! Raw talent's the leader in my book BaBy! RooB'S FAVORiTE S0NGs are.......Patsy Cline "I Love You So Much It Hurts" Elvis Presley's "Kentucky Rain" and "Shape Of My Heart" by STING and "Summerwind" by Frank Sinatra (I was lucky enough to see Frank front row perform singing this song) and from GNARLS BARKLEY, "Crazy" go figure! "MaD WoRLD" by Gary Jules, RooB loves this song big time! And Sam Kinison's "Wild Thing" Also anything composed by John Barry..."Somewhere In Time" is my all time favorite...Plus RooB's favorite character song is "Yellow Submarine" anything by the Beatles and anything lounge as well. RooB's FAVORITE MoViE's....ALL of GiNGER LYNN Pornos! She's My Marilyn Monroe of PorNo! RooB's Best Comedian and leading actresses are...Anne Bancroft and Gilda Radner. Best Actor's are...Again, Sam Kinison (Roob got to see Sam live before he got his first break, and to this day, RooB say's, "That God broke the mold when they made Kinison!" John Candy, Benny Hill, Tom Selleck, and Vincent Price. Favorite male vocalists are Tiny Tim and Alice Cooper~~~~~~~
The MOST active excericse that RooB enjoys is Playing with herself to "SeX Music With A Naked View!..... RooBiE BreastNuT's "SCHEMA" that she strongly believes in is......."Never reject someone at the bottom, cause you never know how far they'll really move up!" I love ALL this new shit talent that's coming in today. It's like so campy, it's like, Sooo RooBiE!.......And NO, I don't GO OUT OF MY WAY to give anybody the SHOCK treatment! That's why society has labeled performers as artists, like duh? NOR DO I NEED anybody's HELP, From time to time though, depending on the situation, I'll lend a helping hand. However, I cannot help out in your personal endeavors. No time for other people's baggage. Although I do help out for important causes. Like the Breast Cancer Society In Canada had used my burlesque photos to raise money for women who could not afford chemotherapy. I'm A VERY INDEPENDENT woman, so that's an insult to my high IQ either way, I've made it this far without anybody's help. So why ask now? If I walk away from your ass, then that means I don't like your vibes, and that I can see right through you, don't misunderstand by calling me a SHY broad! Another words, it means that you need to cleanse not only your colon, but your soul you FOOL! Power and money as well as status can never buy my ass! (Maybe for just one night, kidding). Only a cheap thrill can! :) Because you only prance on this earth for so long. Hypocrites are a dime a dozen. And for some screwed up reason nobody takes a deep look at themselves into the mirror before they open their trap and judge somebody else! Besides, there's nothing worse than a celebrity who has a famous mother or father and declares that they made it on their own! What a bunch of crap that is! Nepotism is on the RISE folks! And I don't blame them, as long as they're honest about it. I mean, if they did make it on their own, then why do these insecure insects who live in there own shadows as they pretend to be their on-screen character 24/7, bring it up in the first place? I've noticed in this show Biz stuff, that if an unknown person seeks to be an artist, they're known as a poser? If a well known person goes out to seek fame, they're known as a real authentic artist? Huh? What's wrong with that picture? Famous people pay people to do all the shit that the bottom artists MUST learn to DO on their own! To me, I think it's backwards. Money should not separate "TRUE" art! But in our backwards society, it does! I DO NOT WATCH TV, I DO NOT OWN A TV! I'M NOT A STAR STRUCK PERSON! RooBiE is too "REAL" and down to earth for that kind of behavior. And jealous people are sick (Get Well Soon)! So please don't give me your advice as to, "Don't give up," motto! I can give YOU some advice honey! I've NEVER had a name or a red cent to lean on! As a matter of fact, I've had "con" artists in the past, steal my work and images, and run to the bank! I've been through hell and back a few times already, so I know the score! (Geese, I hope I don't look it?) So getting up one more time is not a problem. (As long as I'm on my back from time to time), then it's ALL good! Just kidding. It's putting up with some idiots from the top, that judge those at the bottom that gets on my nerves. Sad enough, most of these people in power, never even graduated high school? And the public is giving these simpletons worship? It's like they enjoy taking away an upcoming artists liberties and inspirations as well. It's pathetic to see society giving the media TOO much credit for their money making stupidity. So if familiarity breeds contempt, so be it! I'm not ashamed to say that I LUV to work in dumpy bars when I have free time. Mingling with the blue and white collar workers. As well as some freeloading, drug dealing losers. (I'm laughing my ass off as I'm typing this you know?) Because great things DO come from the top and bottom. As long as the woman's clothes are off! And so DO victims for my future songs! One poor guy ended up getting sodomized with a billy club! (The lunatic deserved it!) And yes, I sing explicit lyrics and flash my bald beaver infront of cameras. If I show you my work, then that's just what it is, I'm showing you my work, period!
Don't LOOK into it, as if I'm begging for a hand out for help. Because I would never DO that! (Only in an emergency) kidding. Again, I'm only looking for a cheap thrill! Not kidding. REMEMBER, WELL BEHAVED or WEAK WOMEN SELDOM MAKE HISTORY! I have a large list of celebrities that I DO like, and most of them are 6 feet under already. However, mainly I admire writers and musicians. Again, I admire the Doers, not the performers that just take, and things are just handed to them, Ew Yuk! I loved the old crooners. Frank Sinatra, luckily for me, I had was able to see him perform front row at the Dessert Inn. Anyways, back to the Roob verb-age. Some of my fans just can't quite figure me out. (and I don't think they want too). But I'll sum it all up for you right now. I'm a gorgeous twisted tramp, and if you don't know it by now, you will soon! I'm a Crazy Brat, and I'll scare the holy shit out of you if we're ever alone. I'll bring out my props and run you over with my "BooB MoBiLE" as you're lying there sprawled out naked on the floor, you BASTARD! Your MOTHER WARNED YOU about ME, and you didn't listen? I'M Dangerous, but I love you! Oh yes, I almost forget, here's your wallet bacK!
Sounds Like: Sounds like Roobie Breastnut, and looks like a cross between Marilyn Monroe and Bettie Page.......Although Roobie has always been heavily influenced by Drag Queens, and yet ALL female at birth, and very "Glam Tomboyish" herself, Roob has always been fascinated by the art of female impersonation. Roob exclaims, "I remember hanging out for years at the "Queen Mary" (A female impersonation club) as the host of the club had brought me to the club owner to see if I was a female impersonator myself, because I was too perfectly handsome with make up on, and I had very sharp features." "The club owner was this short bald headed man, with a response of just a head shake of a, "No!" "From there on, I'd figured I was not into the mainstream of things!" RooBie BreastNuT states that she was raised and trained by the entertainment world of "Drag Queens and Old Burlesque Legends." As the drag queens always took her in as like "their" baby, versus the burlesque mothers took Roob in, in spurts and then used her and kicked poor ole Roob to the curb, no kidding! Most of the drag queens though, knew that Roobie was willing to learn their art of, "Perfection." Once, Roobie took a female impersonation act to a Gentlemen's club. Dressed as Marilyn Monroe, and stripped down to a Flamingo dick warmer to the song, "The Crying Game!" The entire club of men almost threw their beer bottles at her. And you would have thought that Roobie should have learned her lesson the first time not to mix gay gags with hetro? Another situation was when a straight man wanted to pull a gag on another friend of his, by asking Roobie to act all female as she was performing a chair dance. Then during the chair dance, to turn deep voiced male bound, as she put up this facade act of a guy gay really thick onto his friend for just $80.00. Roobie did the gag, problem is, Roobie almost ended up with a broken nose! Roobie then had to try to prove her female hood, by flashing her private parts to the guy. The guy ended up giving Roobie $200.00 for a nice beaver shot! All victims satisfied...End Of Story! Never again after that, will Roobie ever mix gay with hetro gags! Shhh! (Only if it's a paid gig) RooBiE BreastNuT is a Trademarked character. From her style, to her looks, to her voice to her outrageous crazy personality traits. RooBiE BreastNuT is a very open minded person, that's for sure. And believes in equal rights for ALL! RooBiE is an engraved invitation to just be yourself!
Record Label: Moo Moo's Nude Music... registered with BMI
Type of Label: Indie
