Congratulations To Our New Anti-Christ! |
Let me be the first to congratulate our new anti-Christ: Barack Husein Obama! This clearly means Jesus will be here soon to pick me up via the rapture in his SUV.It is evidently the end times, my fr...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:06:00 GMT |
Sarah Palin: The Only Woman I Wouldnt Slap |
Before our great republican party decided that women are useful, I used to think all they were good for is taking out my aggression on, having babies, and making me my Swanson's Hungry Man Dinners. B...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:42:00 GMT |
Shriners Shiner |
You can't do anything fun these days without having some cheap, liberal punk screw up your day. It's the end times, I tell ya' friends... Jesus will be here real soon, and he's not going to be too p...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:36:00 GMT |
Moms Can Be Sinners Too |
I was talking to my Mom the other day and she mentioned to me that she was thinking about voting for Barak Osama because of the poor condition of the United States! I quickly pushed the entertainment...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:40:00 GMT |
Christmas Time |
I was walking down the busy sidewalk shopping for my Aunt Frooba when some guy made eye contact with me. He smiled at me and said, "Happy Holidays, friend." I quickly smashed the porcelain duck that...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:13:00 GMT |
Whats Better Than Bush? |
Many people have been asking me who I support in the upcoming election... and because George Bush is, unfortunately, ineligible for a 3rd term, this puts me at a cross-roads.Fred Thompson is supposedl...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:47:00 GMT |
Welcome to America |
I was down at the docks putting cigarettes out on immigrants when some filthy liberal hippy came up to me and asked, "Hey man... What are you doing?!" I smiled and said, "Calm down, Stardust... Jus...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:27:00 GMT |
When All Else Fails... Sue Em... |
I haven't had much time to write on my blog, because I've been rather busy trying to sue my neighbor. See, my neighbor is a homosexual gay fag and, because of that, he's going to go to hell to roast ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:39:00 GMT |
9/11 ...YOU did this... |
It is the anniversary of the tragic events that took place on Sept. 11, 2001. Let us never forget the horrors that transpired that day... And let us never forget who did this to us... The evil terr...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:38:00 GMT |
Seinfeld on NBC |
You know... I really hate Jerry Seinfeld! I mean, he's always making jokes. What's the deal with that? Michael Richards seems nice though...This is the actual Gerry Best"Get you some clean comedy!©...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:36:00 GMT |
