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Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!*

I'm extending the hand of friendship, deny if you must, talk to me if you can, cause me and my frien

About Me

Hack Movies is proud to announce the official release of their newest Feature length film, "Colonel Kill Motherfuckers".

Plot Synopsis: "Colonel Kill" concerns a group of Role playing nerds who, while attempting to rid themselves of their dork-ass ways, piss off, and through a series of crazy events, kill a homicidal ex-army veteran named Jack Scabtree. Unfortunately for them, Scabtree's mother is heavy into the Black Arts, and soon, Jack Scabtree is risen from the dead, with but one thought on his mind: To kill those motherfucking Nerds!
Trailers and promotional videos for Colonel Kill:

Colonel Kill Motherfuckers Trailer:

Colonel Kill Motherfuckers 7 minute teaser scene:

Behind the Scenes promotion video:

Websites:
www.HackMovies.com
www.myspace.com/hackmovies
www.youtube.com/hackmovies

My Interests

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Hack Movies is Local Yo!
Wood River, Illinois

I'm into Reading, Quantum Physics, Comedy, film making, Computers, Cooking, Hack Movies Yo! , and tons of other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Myself during a freek time travel accident on acid. I've re-thought the last statement and I'd even settle for someone with more hallucinogenics while I'm on a freek acid trip BELIEVING I was involved in a time travel accident...or well, I suppose, any mixture of those components.

Music:

Sublime, Bjork, G. Love and Special Sauce, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Cranberries, Sarah McLachlan, Dead Milkmen, Reel Big Fish, No Doubt, Can-I-Bus, Save Ferris, Rage Against The Machine, ICP, Steve Miller Band, older Snoop & Dre, Prodigy, Mojo Nixon, Pink, Rodney Carrington, Danzig, Violent Femmes, Stephen Lynch, DVDA, Good Charlotte, The Doors, Morris Day & The Time, NiN, Jack Johnson

Movies:

Anything Comedy related(Alot of Horror/Comedy lately), Troma Films, Spaceballs, Ruby In Paradise, Dream Reaper( www.HackMovies.com ), Orgazmo, Baseketball, Canibal The Musical(I see a pattern), and german midget scat pornography

Television:

I only watch one TV show a week. Lost

I must confess that I also usually put on the 700 club....what can I say they have good news coverage and it's better then friggin trashy ass talk shows

Books:

Reading:
The Jesus Mysteries Timothy Freke
AND
Peter Gandy
I'm looking for Author/Title suggestions now.

Also like:
Anne Rice, Douglas Adams, Robert Jordan, George RR Martin, Tolkien, Robert C. O'Brien, Frank Herbert, C.S. Lewis, Robert M. Pirsig, and so many more it's hard to list!

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

New Colonel Kill Motherfuckers Promo Vid with Nixon & Hogan!

Minions! Prepare to be devestated by a HUGE HackMovies.com update in the very near future! Many subjects will be addressed, including upcoming appearances, new merch AND the next feature length film....
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:56:00 PST

Fuck MSPLINKS! Oh, and new video soon.

Ok, I just want to state loud and clear that it's the worst idea myspace ever came up with, and I've avoided updating my profile for quite awhile due to those pieces of crap....every link on my profil...
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

The Long Dark Tea Time Of My Returning Soul

Well Well Well, look who decided to reappear in the world of inet messages, comedy writing, acting silly, and pointing cameras at stuff.....It's ME Nick Head. After a longish break from my usual Hack ...
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:35:00 PST

new gig, gone for the weekend

I'll be away til monday, so keep that in mind if any of ya are trying to contact me, send messages, etc....will be the same next weekend also.Til' next time,Nick
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:13:00 PST

a friggin blog

I havn't done one in awhile so I thought I would.For those unfamiliar I've been working on a script called "Zombie Jesus" for quite awhile....it's been slow going, and still is slow going. In otherwor...
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:11:00 PST

Hack Movies Cinema SHOWGASM

Check out the video action! On !Cinco De Mayo! we're having the bands Glare Of Day and Murder In A Tuxedo along with a screening of DEAD SHIT! It should be a blast..here's the video: See ya'l...
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST

My job sucked, so I quit

some of you may have seen my bulletin I posted about me quiting...to say the least I had a dirty, nasty, disgusting job. I'm really looking forward to what happens next, although I have the sneaking s...
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:08:00 PST

Did I comment you?

This is to everyone I comment with video's and such. Please hit yes on that stuff Yo. It's through the grass roots efforts that our budding film making career can take off. I'm not a spammer, and we'r...
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

I mine as well

Blog, Blog, Blog....I guess it's been more then long enough since my last one, and the voices have been commanding it for some time...so what in the name of butterscotch have I been up to? Well in my ...
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:30:00 PST

New Pics Yo!

    I've been real busy lately so this'll be a short blog. Check out the new pics I got up from on set of "Dead Shit". I got a couple really good ones of me playing Don Duepe, and trust...
Posted by Nick Head*Buy Colonel Kill [email protected]!* on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:17:00 PST