Me with my Orcish friends.
Just a little note: the rights to my images[excluding "nerd stuff" and "tagged photos"] belong to ME unless otherwise noted. I'm flattered that you want to steal my pictures and post them somewhere else, but you'll be getting a warning and then your shit will be shut down if you don't remove them. Is it that hard to fucking ask permission?
KITTENS.
My name is Zae.
You can call me Zae, and nothing else.
Cross me and I'll dance on your grave.
I'm a [fantasy/alternative] pinup model.
And I don't know what you're thinking, but the answer is probably "No."
I'm vain and I'm a bitch, if you don't like it, you can lick my nuts.
My heart is not where you want it to be.
I will not somehow fall in love with you and your corny pickup lines, so do yourself a favor and just don't send them.
I play Warcraft, along with many other people - this does not make me special.
Don't think you're clever by sending me a 'OMG HOT GIRL THAT PLAYS WOW WTF' message.
That does not make you original.
It makes you lame.
I'm not any more crazy than the rest of you. I just refuse to hide it.
I shapeshift so I don't get bored with who I am.
Not all of us were meant to be cookie-cutter, barbie-doll blondes....
I just happen to look good doing it.
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Don't like my attitude?
Eat a dick.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Chances are, if I don't know you anywhere else but here, I probably don't want to meet you.
Don't ask.
Don't tell.
And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Tata.