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Lolita Haze

You broke my heart and now I will find the angel in me.

About Me

Lolita Haze The Nymphet of Burlesque
I am a classical Burlesque stripteaser living in AZ. I share a home with my two shiba inus, Bonzai and Samurai.
I really enjoy the music of Chris Isaak. I love mysteries like Clue and Nancy Drew. I love the 40's and 50's and recreate vintage clothing using vintage patterns. I also have a fetish for POLICE OFFICERS, GREASERS, and ENGLISH PROFESSORS!! *wink wink*
I will *hopefully* be catching up on old emails soon... I have A LOT! So bare with me.
FOR MY LATEST SHOWS AND APPEARENCES, PLEASE CHECK OUT MY CALENDAR BELOW OR THE NEWS SECTION OF MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE! ♥
Find more about me over at:
You can find Lolita at these places as well...
Lolita's Playground
Lolita Haze on RetroKitten.com
Lolita Haze on ModelMayhem.com
Also find out what is going on in the Burlesque scene of AZ by visiting these sister sites all run and maintained by me:
BurlesqueArizona on MySpace
BurlesqueArizona at Yahoo Groups
BurlesqueAZ on Live Journal
I am the prude stripper.
I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
I don't do drugs.
I have never tried drugs -- not even pot.
I don't have any tattoos.
and
Only my ears are pierced.
Please don't write me with, "Damn UR hot. Hit me up sometime." I find that annoying and not flattering at all.

My Interests

Chris Isaak, Madonna, Mark Grace (former 1st baseman for the Cubs and Diamondbacks), Burlesque, Stockings and Garters, Greek Mythology, Ghosts, Teachers, Older Men, Rich Older Men, 1940's, 1950's, Mysteries, Clue, Nancy Drew, Shiba Inus, Pin-ups, Vargas, Elvgren, Petty, School Girl Uniforms (wearing them), Jack Flanders.

I'd like to meet:

I am not here to date. I don't date people I meet .....

So I suppose I would enjoy meeting people who are in the Burlesque World...

Or any one of my Top Ten Men!!

Oh! And Benji Schwimmer!!

Tell me all the dirty things you want to do to me. Tell me how much you love me. Lie to me.

Lolita's Friend Space
Lolita has a lot of of groupies and sex slaves. Here are some of her favourites!

LH Photography

Amy

Nikki

RiRi Syn Cyr

Melinda

Cousin Casey

Miss Tayva

Vienna Le Rouge

Marije

Fallon

Mondo Branca

Malaika Millions

James

Curtis

Bobby

FoxToy

Lola

Minna

Slutty Putty

Java

View All of Lolita's web whoring adds

Music:


Rockabilly,
40's,
50's,
80's

Movies:



Classics,
Horror,
and Broken Lizard movies.

Television:

On Air:

Off Air:

Heroes:



My Blog

SYTYCD

I just finished watching SYTYCD from last night. A few things I want to mention... BENJI LOVE!!!! Damn... I forgot how fucking hot he is when he leads! Drool! Anyway... Last season when he and Hiedi...
Posted by Lolita Haze on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:47:00 PST

So You Think You Can Dance

*squee* How excited am I that it is back on?!?!?!! ~No stand outs for me this year. Not yet. ~I can't wait to see if they profile that 16 blonde who busted her foot last year -- the one they told to ...
Posted by Lolita Haze on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:31:00 PST

Exotic World

This was a hard decision for me this year. I have decided not to apply for a spot in the Miss Exotic World padgent this year. I don't feel that I have worked hard enough on my career to justify my pre...
Posted by Lolita Haze on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

Lolita Haze Gets Nekked with Deke Dickerson

Ok... so not exactly... but I will be performing Burlesque Striptease along with RiRi Syn Cyr at the Deke Dickerson show on April 23rd, 2007 at the Rhythm Room!! See you there!! 8pm doors - $10 cover....
Posted by Lolita Haze on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

Dearest Burlesque,

Dearest Burlesque, Thank you for accepting me as part of you. Part of your community... part of your history. ~Lolita Haze
Posted by Lolita Haze on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:29:00 PST

My Sense of Humor

In case anyone was curious to the level of my humor. I believe this little pictorial sums it all up. I was laughing for an hour after I read it. It tickles me like no other. I was snorting because I ...
Posted by Lolita Haze on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:00:00 PST

Thinking back...

I was just thinking about the time when I used to be a baseball buddy for mentally and physically handicapped kids. I was a kid myself, 13... It was a fun summer. We would help them bat and then run a...
Posted by Lolita Haze on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:48:00 PST

I need to have a rummage sale.

Too bad all I have a CRAP! There may be a few things worth selling. I know of craigslist and Ebay, but is there any other good way to have a rummage sale when you live in an apt? I suppose I could see...
Posted by Lolita Haze on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

Burlesque article from Quick magazine - July 2, 1951

  What's Happened to Burlesque?     With most of the nation's burlesque houses closing for the summer, "burlie" patrons were wondering how many would be able to reopen in the fall...
Posted by Lolita Haze on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

Sunday Dennis Sunday!

Sunday... today the 14th... PLEASE?
Posted by Lolita Haze on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST