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Tayva

¡Coño!

About Me


A FEW BITS...
PLEASE NOTE: I am NOT taking any modelling gigs at this time, nor plan on it any time soon... so please refrain from asking. That is, unless you fancy being the proud owner of a newly-ripped asshole. Gracias!
ADDITIONALLY... I am shit when it comes to replying to messages on here. Don't get your knickers all in a twist because it takes me a while to reply, or because I don't reply at all!
*AHEM*...
Howdy! I like things. All sorts of things like music, records, music discographies, the collecting of records, music and discography books. Black rock n' roll, country blues, rhythm & blues... it's all tops in my book. I am also the greatest in-shower vocalist on the North American continent.
I live and breathe music; I can't go a day without listening to it, and I love researching and discussing it.
I like dirty, black comedy from the '70s era. Cartoons are good, as well.
I have a lewd, rude and crude sense of humour. Morbid and disgusting things make me grin. There's nothing like a good ol' dose of potty humour!
I like various things made in the mid-century era. Clothing, furniture, dinnerware, automobiles.
Traveling by train is one of my favourite things to do, as is eating greasy Southern cuisine. I consider myself a connoisseur of crappy B-rated horror and "cult" films.
VISIT MY WEBSITE, DAMMIT!
The best (and most handsome) in Rhythm and Blues:
Top-notch custom rockin' threads:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The ghosts of Ahmet Ertegun and Johnny "Guitar" Watson, Jerry Lee Lewis.

Music:

Clarence "Frogman" Henry, Bunker Hill, Johnny "Guitar" Watson, Marco Di Maggio, Big Mike Gordon, Five Royales, Howlin' Wolf, Ray Sharpe, Lazy Lester, James Hunter/Howlin' Wilf, Chris Kenner, Sam Cooke, Lightnin' Hopkins, Big 'T' Tyler, Big Maybelle, Sister Rosetta Tharpe, J.B. Lenoir, Barbara Lynn, Tiny Kennedy, Restless, Frank Motley, Big Town Playboys, Billy Gayles, Ann Cole, Pat Cupp, Gene Summers, Joe Clay, Rudy Grayzell, Lee Dorsey, Jerry McCain, Don Cavalli, Charlie Feathers, Bo Diddley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Jessie Hill, Ike Turner, Clifton Chenier, T-Bone Walker, Champion Jack Dupree, Young Jessie, Larry Williams, Joe Clay, Clyde McPhatter, Billy Lee Riley, Little Ike (and the only single he put out!), Marie Knight, Amos Milburn, Big John Greer, Du-Droppers, Bobby Bland, Rosco Gordon, Little Junior Parker, Louisiana Red, Esquerita, Papa Lightfoot, Mickey "Guitar" Baker, Willie Dixon, Chick Willis, The Prisonaires, the fabulous duo of Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee, John Lee Hooker, Lightnin' Hopkins, Roy "Mr. Guitar" Gaines, Irma Thomas, Jackie Wilson, Carl Perkins, Chuck Badie, Big Joe Turner, Ray Charles, Snatch and the Poontangs/Johnny Otis, Five Keys, Professor Longhair, Slim Harpo and his brother-in-law Lightnin' Slim, Chuck Willis, Aaron Neville and his brother Art, James Cotton (particularly SUN era), Little Milton, Rosco Gordon, LaVern Baker, Lowell Fulson, Magic Sam, Lloyd Price, Doctor Ross, Roy Brown, Archibald, Wynonie Harris, etc. (This is only the tip of the iceberg, mind you!)

Chuck Willis and Roy Gaines

Local Arizona bluesman Tommy Dukes

The biggest nutter on the planet, Screamin' Jay Hawkins

The incredible and flamboyant Esquerita

...and Ike fuckin' Turner!

Movies:

Village of the Damned, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Crazies, Night Of The Living Dead, Goodfellas, Sweet & Lowdown, Ghostbusters, Last Man On Earth, Ray, The Twilight Zone, Devil's Rejects, Them!, Irreversible, Crank, Teenage Cruisers...

Television:

Sanford and Son, Cartoon Network and those shows on medical anomalies. Kids with two heads, bone lesions, lobster hands and shit.

Books:

Discography books, books on music and musicians. Anything by Henry Miller, and Jack Black's "You Can't Win".

Heroes:

Ahmet Ertegun & Jerry Wexler, Allen Touissant, Space Ghost, Redd Foxx.

My Blog

This week's record purchases...

Big Mike Gordon - Baton 219 - Walkin', Slippin' and Slidin' / (Ho Ho Ho) You Don't Want Me No More - $25 (Condition -VG++)Been looking for this bastard for 'round two years!Tarheel Slim and Little Ann...
Posted by Tayva on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:34:00 PST

Mike Sanchez - UK's premier blues pianist comes to Phoenix!

PLEASE REPOST!Tuesday, June 5, 2004* * * MISS TAYVA Presents... * * *Live @ Phoenix's prestigious RHYTHM ROOMAll the way from EnglandMIKE SANCHEZwww.mikesanchez.co.ukwww.myspace.com/mikesanchezandhi sb...
Posted by Tayva on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:25:00 PST

Mike Sanchez at VLV - YouTube

Here are three videos of Mike Sanchez's performance at the last Viva Las Vegas (numero ten, dammit)... Enjoy Down The Road Apiece / Kiddio Highway 60 Prissy Missy...
Posted by Tayva on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:33:00 PST

Viva Las Vegas... a little story.

I got there late Thursday afternoon, due to some assjockey turning off my alarm clock and pinche traffic over the stupid Hoover Dam (which was unimpressive. I thought it was much bigger and godlike!)...
Posted by Tayva on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST

Vote For Me - Smashbox Cosmetics Model!

Please vote for me, and pass the word along!Here's my chance to model for a top-notch company! ...
Posted by Tayva on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST

Fucked-Up Priorities...

I just checked out the bulletins on MySpace... No joking, THREE solid pages of nothing but "Anna Nicole Smith" bulletins about how she croaked. I'm not being unsympathetic by any means (hearing about...
Posted by Tayva on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:33:00 PST

Rockin' 50's Fest III - TIME TABLE!

Click here for all the lowdown. I got a bit overwhelmed reading this...Ooooh, Barbara Lynn and Ray Sharpe in one whack? :-)http://www.oneidabingoandcasino.net/?page_id=114...
Posted by Tayva on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

All New MIKE SANCHEZ Website!

Click on the image below to check out the goods:ps-- web design by ME, dammit!...
Posted by Tayva on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST

What the hell? Now Homesick James...

Homesick James passed away on Wednesday.While I don't know a whole lot about him (other than he was Elmore James' cousin), I did dig his music. This is so strange because I was just talking about him,...
Posted by Tayva on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

Ahmet Ertegun passes at 83 :-(

I was extremely and deeply saddened to wake up this morning to hear that a hero of mine, a pioneer in American music, and executive of Atlantic Records-- Ahmet Ertegun-- has passed away (on Thursday)....
Posted by Tayva on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:22:00 PST