I'm a crabby, bitchy, angry little woman. I love eating pasta, drinking heart-attack inducing coffee (while I'm not pregnant, of course,) and dressing up in gaudy vintage clothing. (No matter how hard and long I look in second hand stores or antique shops, I can never have enough!) But I'm a dark metal princess at heart. I unintentionally purchase things swirling in vine-like patterns. I collect what can best be described as mid-20th century collectible frosted souvenier drinking glasses and a growing collection of kitchy screwback or clipon earrings. I have a skull obsession. And I'm now collecting "Collectible Condoms"... ;)
I live in the largest shit hole in Oregon -- Coos Bay -- which I predict will eventually sink into the Pacific Ocean, but I have a love/hate relationship with the area, so I put up with it. I also live with 3 stinky kitties and 4 even smellier doggies, and our raccoon army. Oh, and my lovely hubby Dieter.
My current employment status is "LAZY BUM" I love doing art projects, most of which I start and rarely finish. I can't stand dirt (or anything for that matter) under my finger nails. And I'm a thrift store/antique store shopping addict, I love the the color red, and anything rockabilly, even though I'm completely not in "the scene." (I mean, COME ON, I live where I do! There's no such THING here...) I love pin-ups. And women check me out.