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Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass

I like my eggs benedicted...

About Me




I'm a crabby, bitchy, angry little woman. I love eating pasta, drinking heart-attack inducing coffee (while I'm not pregnant, of course,) and dressing up in gaudy vintage clothing. (No matter how hard and long I look in second hand stores or antique shops, I can never have enough!) But I'm a dark metal princess at heart. I unintentionally purchase things swirling in vine-like patterns. I collect what can best be described as mid-20th century collectible frosted souvenier drinking glasses and a growing collection of kitchy screwback or clipon earrings. I have a skull obsession. And I'm now collecting "Collectible Condoms"... ;)
I live in the largest shit hole in Oregon -- Coos Bay -- which I predict will eventually sink into the Pacific Ocean, but I have a love/hate relationship with the area, so I put up with it. I also live with 3 stinky kitties and 4 even smellier doggies, and our raccoon army. Oh, and my lovely hubby Dieter.
My current employment status is "LAZY BUM" I love doing art projects, most of which I start and rarely finish. I can't stand dirt (or anything for that matter) under my finger nails. And I'm a thrift store/antique store shopping addict, I love the the color red, and anything rockabilly, even though I'm completely not in "the scene." (I mean, COME ON, I live where I do! There's no such THING here...) I love pin-ups. And women check me out.

My Interests

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I have a Deviant Art page...

Here's just a few of my favorite artists...

I'd like to meet:

SORRY BOYS, I met my Mr. Right, but I wish I could meet aliens, (nice) zombies, Sasquatch, a Tazmanian Wolf, and myself (in the future.) I wouldn't mind meeting the crew of Ace of Cakes, Kat Von D, or the guy that invented the Cheez-its. I wouldn't mind meeting some of my painting idols (living and deceased...) and I can't wait to meet my baby when he's born!
Photo copyright/by Marco Patino for Lowrider Magazine...

Music:

Fuck radio. Heavy Metal to rock out on, Classic rock works for a good beer buzz, 80's anything to dance to and sing in the shower, disco, rockabilly, Celtic/European Folk...I hate rap and everything relating to hip-hop or "Top 40" crap.

Movies:

Dieter and I can typically be found at our local movie theater when every new movie comes to town. It really doesn't matter what genre of film, we just love to watch movies. I used to save all our movie stubs, but it's becoming overwhelming...And when you can't find us in line of the first showing, you can typically find us browsing the aisles of Blockbuster seeking out the ONE movie we both haven't seen. All the employees know us by name, and will typically inform us about that elusive "One" we may have overlooked. On most occassions, we leave the damn store with 4 or five titles at a time. It's a sickening obsession that doesn't seem to get any better. HAHA...

Television:

One word: Jeopardy. Fuck yeah. I love Ace of Cakes, and LA Ink is awesome fun for me (I want to lick Kat's face.) I have a horrible obsession with the DIY Network and Home Improvement shows...My poor fiance fights me every time I want to sit and watch 3 straight hours of "Clean House"...haha...I just love Niecy Nash, though!

Books:

I'm the hugest "Dinotopia" fan...
I should try reading more, but my A.D.D. won't let me. So I find myself doing what I love doing: jumping on Myspace all the time and writing about myself...haha...Vain much? Naaaaaah, not ME!

Heroes:

The person who saves me from this crazy life!

My Blog

Peek-a-boo Baby....this is cute and funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9HpVwwt8ZI He's SOOOO DAMN CUTE! I was laughing so hard beause the video is a little maddening...haha...
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

Tim der Kabinentaucher

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1TluY0EWCc HAHAHA, sorry, this was too funny....
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:01:00 PST

Bill Clinton Pimps North Bend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpTnWn5WlpY HAHA, its hilarious, when he walked out, he was like, "PHEW!" because it was a MILLION FUCKING DEGREES IN THAT GYM! I thought I was gonna faint fr...
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:35:00 PST

Todays ongoings and news....

Well, at 1:00 PM I'm going to have to go back into the dentist to have my root canal done.  How fun will that be?I'm having the most severe back pain of my life.  Its more like a pinched ner...
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:20:00 PST

Could you find any cuter boys outfits!?

Thanks so much to Bethany for helping me find this adorable clothing line for boys!Its called Knucleheads Clothing....SOOOO FRIGGIN CUTE!  I want everything!!...
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:18:00 PST

All by myself...

Well, here goes ANOTHER night I'm left all by myself.  How f*ed up...I'm 19 weeks pregnant and constantly left alone!  Sometimes I think I'm the last important thing on the list.  Jeesh...
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:58:00 PST

More useless shit about me....

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:StephanieBirthday:3/21Birthplace:Tarzana, California ("The Valley!")Current Location:Coos Bay, (Charleston) OREye Color:Bluish greenHair Color:Ash brownHeight:5...
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:26:00 PST

A Night Out Makes Me Yearn for Alittle Hollywood...

Awww, to be young and stay out alllllll night at raunchy bars and hang out with your close buds!  There's no other sure fire way to get your adrenaline and endorphines pumpin' at once!  Righ...
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:32:00 PST

New Years, and Baby Update (if you missed it)...

New years was nothing to squawk about...I fell asleep at 11 pm, only to be woken back up at midnight by the dozens of redneck neighbors firing their stupid guns in the air. Assholes! I went back to b...
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:06:00 PST

Devil Bun in the Oven...

I've never been the motherly-type in my life, and I'd probably be the worst mom on the planet in my opinion, and I never could see myself as a "Breeder" -- and, at one point, swore it off completely.....
Posted by Miss Pain-in-tha-Ass on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:11:00 PST