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Sporky

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About Me


You are Rick!
Your world-view has been shaped by your complete
rebellion to sycophantic bourgeois parents.
Ironically, you are also totally dependant on
their emotional approval and financial support.
But good news: you will be the World's greatest
People's Poet!
Onward Comrade!

Which Young Ones character are you?
brought to you by QuizillaPlease check out my eBay items under this link, or under eBay user i.d. sporky_pig http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZsporky_pigQQhtZ-1QQfrppZ50Q QfsopZ1QQfsooZ1QQrdZ0PLEASE NOTE that if you are one of those people who post bulletins 50+ times a day you'll be deleted, whether I like you or not. Also I probably won't add you if you don't message me first, and if we don't have anything in common. Have a nice day.

My Interests

Art, eBay, spending time with my boy, good friends, sister/nieces, dad, traveling, good books, movies, 80's interpretive dancing, Howard Stern (BABABOOEY!!!), shopping, reading anything and everything about real-life hauntings and the supernatural, books on true crime, and animals of all kinds.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to make me smile.

Music:

Rockabilly, honky-tonk, old-school punk, jump blues, Delta blues, 80's new wave, exotica, doo-wop, R&B, some goth, some psychobilly, some bluegrass, good old rock n roll, surf punk, and some classical, mariachi music, boleros. Everything from The Damned/Dead Kennedys to Joy Division/The Smiths to Prince/old-school hip-hop to Luis Miguel/Vicente Fernandez/Augustin Lara to Charlie Feathers/Hank Penny/Dwight Yoakum to most any rockabilly. I HATE rap, except for NWA, Public Enemy and Snoop. oh and I like that Milkshake song a lot. Is that considered rap? and "hey ya" by Outkast. I like that too.

Movies:

Not to mention: Gilda, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Gone With the Wind, The Shining, The Exorcist, The Bad Seed, Mildred Pierce, Dial M For Murder, Rebecca, Niagra, My Cousin Rachel, Reservoir Dogs, Muriel's Wedding, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Stand by Me, Rumble Fish, Angel Heart, Up in Smoke, Half Baked, A Mighty Wind, Scarface, Heat, Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Frida, Beetlejuice, The Princess Bride...too many more to mention...hmmm, oh yeah, Napoleon Dynamite, Trekkies, Welcome to the Dollhouse, (those speak to my not-so-inner-geek), and love lots of John Hughes-era movies (Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, etc.), just about anything by John Waters, Eddie & the Cruisers, Crybaby, House of 1000 Corpses, the Devil's Rejects, X-men, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Walk the Line, Scary Movie 4, DE-LOVELY, KissKissBangBang, the second Pirates of the Caribbean, Superman Returns, The Devil Wears Prada, Idiocracy...well that's all I can think of for now...I'm sure I'll think of another one later...

Television:

The Tudors, The Bad Girls Club, Dexter, Brotherhood, Deadwood, The Sopranos, Sex & The City, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List, Futurama, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Dirty Jobs, Mail Call (don't know why but I just love R. Lee Ermey), Cold Case Files, Cops, City Confidential, American Justice, The First 48 Hours, The World's Most Extreme (I love the "Matrix"-like re-enactments of the animal/human comparisons; Autopsy, Reno 911, Southpark, Real Time with Bill Maher, Mind of Mencia, anything true crime-related, the gorier the better, History Channel (most of the time), Spike T.V. shows about videos of disasters and cop chases, anything about hauntings (TAPS, etc.). Oh, and Flavor of Love!

Books:

In between books at the moment....

My Blog

Farts and Crafts

People have been asking about my homemade trinket/stash boxes, etc.  I went crazy this past weekend and did a whole bunch.  There are some photos posted in my "homemade stuff" photo album, a...
Posted by Sporky on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST

More eBay stuff

More home-made home decor items and clothes, etc. - look me up: eBay seller name sporky_pig
Posted by Sporky on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

Why I Hate Tom Cruise

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060317/114265290000.htmlShrimp y motherfucker! Someone needs to kick his little ass. I hope the Southpark guys make all their future episodes about how stupid Scientolog...
Posted by Sporky on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:11:00 PST

Band Cleaning

Okay, I've got a new rule. Not adding anymore bands unless I know someone in one or I really really like them. I get really tired of the band bulletins. Sorry.
Posted by Sporky on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:17:00 PST

For All You Star Wars (and Triumph) Fans Out There...

http://www.milkandcookies.com/stuff/triumphvsw.asx Bringing this back in honor of the latest Lucas venture. Be sure to watch the end, there's a special "guest" appearance.
Posted by Sporky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Weena (Christina)'s "Interactive" Survey

OKAY YOUR TURN TO TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME!!!! *Directions: post answers as a comment on my profile...* 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush...
Posted by Sporky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sporky, Lord of the Rings Geek Extraordinaire...

Okay, so I had heard of the Hobbit, seen the cheesy little cartoon movie even, as a kid, and heard of the Rings trilogy...but Joel has turned me into a bonafide Ring Geek. I resisted his LOTR seducti...
Posted by Sporky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Digs for Sporky & Joel

YAY!! We got our keys last night to our new place...a nice spacious townhouse in Burbank, right by the media center...I'll be sending out moving announcements with the new address soon! We're hop...
Posted by Sporky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sporky Comes Out of Pin-Up Retirement

Did a shoot last night with Mike of Nightmare Photography. Had a great time, he's so talented and sweet...don't think I've ever felt so comfortable with a photographer the first shoot...and of course...
Posted by Sporky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

VOTE FOR JEANETTE A.K.A. REET PETITE!!!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/JBPCheesecake/ Please click on the link above (or cut and paste into your browser) and vote for the incredibly beautiful & sexy, Jeanette (also known as Reet Petite on...
Posted by Sporky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST