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About Me

I had a dream where my boss, posing as an angel accountant, audited me for all my sins on judgement day.According to my dream, when you die your life is like a driver's licence and you got points put on your "life Licsence" everytime you do something really EVIL or BAD. You get points removed when you do something good. BUT if you end up with a certain number of points your life lisence gets revoked. You end up a ghost riding around in other peoples lives until you are ready, willing and intelligent enough to live again. I was excempt because I have done A LOT of really bad things in my life, but I am classified as a "SAIKON" someone who does all these things with a pure heart, always unaware of any pain I am causing to those I love, only concerned with doing what I need to do to be happy. Therefore, I got to be reborn in Nashiville as a White boy farmer who falls in love with SAIKON in order to teach me how much of an evil bitch everyone else thought I was.

My Interests

I am too attracted to shiny things to be interested or happy with something for more then a short period of time.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone... except for the certain group of yoga freaks who believe that there is such a thing as a levitating saint in India. Those people I believe are the armpit of all that is evil and wrong with this society. I hope to encouter them only so that I may pop their little bubbles and proceed to jump kick them repetitatly in the face.------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------

Music:

I only listen to Country. It is the only kind of music I can truly relate to... yah. img src="http://images.quizilla.com/M/micsmeets/1093484515_topQu izTom.jpg" border="0" alt="you are Tom

Movies:

Movies with umm....that bigchested country singer... (god what is her name!?)

Television:

I watch TV when I can and So do you so shut the fuck up.

Books:

Books are probably the most significant physical thing in my life. During the war when I was 9 there was really NOTHING to do except try not to get shot. So with no school, and no tv, I, at a third grade second language english level managed to tackle every single readable material. My dad had also owned a bookstore and the entire store's books was moved to a bug infested basement which I snuck into during those 7 monthes, armed with a flashlight hoping that I can pull something, ANYTHING to read out of the boxes before anyone realized what I was doing. And honestly a lot of people read but not like this. I have a problem, I will read anything. I cannot poop without reading something, I cannot sleep without reading something, I cannot get up without reading something. I read like most people watch TV, or movies. I have about 100 books that have circulated in my life and which I pop into my hands while eating popcorn. Not to say I am nerdier then the people who revisit there childhood by rewatching The Goonies every so often...but come on there's got to be something to be said about the fact that books like Women Warrior, Hopscotch, and Bless me, Ultima remind me of my pre-double digit childood.

Heroes:

'yo mama.

My Blog

Thanksgiving and the bladder

I hate this holiday.With a passion that dare not speak it's name.As many of you might now, I work for a TV station. A nice enough job. great pay, cool people , and one drawback. floating holidays and...
Posted by wama on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:56:00 PST

i like it rough

So basically spent like a billion hours commuting to work and actually work (and its only wed) dropped off the Sama pacemaker aka farah at the airport, came home to a messy apartment that smells like...
Posted by wama on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST

Michael Jackson

He used to be a sex icon to millions and millions of men and women in the Eighties. People thought he was hot. How gross do those people feel now. Eww....they probably masterbated to...
Posted by wama on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:20:00 PST

I am going to kill...

The white people of georgetown uinversity...you would think that , oh I dont know they would be busy studing at 12:00 pm on a tuesday. No instead the white basterds are screaming and laughing on the s...
Posted by wama on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

HIL-A-MOTHA-FUCKIN-LARIOUS (care of jehan's peoples)

peoples... the most funniest thing in Tv land is not Family Guy or Drawn Togeather or Colbert Report. No no no noooo my freaky freaks.... the eygptian version of FRIENDS. Not the dubbed or subtil...
Posted by wama on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:54:00 PST

I am losing...

this terrible terrible fight...My time is running out in this wonderful country that I love to hate. But I am not ready to go back to Kuwait in 8 months...FUCKITIES 8 months. Then there is really no c...
Posted by wama on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:48:00 PST

YAY!

The evil spell has been lifted... YAY!
Posted by wama on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 08:24:00 PST

I miss Nancy

Fuck nancy... "ohhh I am not an emotional person" WELL LICK MY BALLS NANCY... because I miss you and I cried when I said goodbye to you...and I dont care if you no like-y the emotional feelings but ya...
Posted by wama on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:48:00 PST

You are all People Pt.2

Okie dokie... for all you people who actually care what I have to say, do you remeber when I flipped out on the philosphical implecations of having a web profile? You all though I was being funny and ...
Posted by wama on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:16:00 PST

He needs to shutup before I chuck him out the window or my heart breaks.

He is so cute. And he is so freakin fucking fuckity loud. I swear to god I feel like he is the male feline counterpart of me. When I was a baby my mom called my dad up when he was in the Diwanya...
Posted by wama on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:28:00 PST