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Behind Charon

filth is my politics, filth is my life!

About Me

I am a fervent evangelist. I bide my time between displacing liquids and seeing miracles.

My Interests

sticks and stones, the sound of the death rattle, the Jack Kevorkian's Beauty College of Penile Enhancement, awkward silence and midget mimes.

I'd like to meet:

the penis whisperer

Music:

Color Me Badd, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Gerrardo, Barenaked Ladies, Oak Ridge Boys

Movies:

Boat Trip, Gigli, Waterworld, Speed 2, Titanic

Television:

The Cosby Show, Dawsons Creek, Cop Rock

Books:

Tales of Fishwrestling, Life In the Fat Lane, Trapped Under Rice, Someone's Been Peeing in the Christmas Tree

Heroes:

Me