Pasht profile picture

Pasht

Pasht, kept down by the hu-Man

About Me

neutered but feisty

My Interests

slinking, romping, stalking, hunting, scrounging for crumbs, sneaking outside, riding in the car, eating kibble, drinking from the magic porcelain fountain, making poop protests, evading my master, napping, Pashting, chasing small objects, being wooled, climbing, hunting and eating bugs, sitting in the window, and chumming for food.

I'd like to meet:

friend requests from known hu-man sympathizers, dogs, and those with dog-themed profiles will be denied.all friend requests from cats will be approved, as well as most new wave bands.power to the feline species! overturn the oppressors!

Music:

cat music

Books:

are good to lie upon.

Heroes:

asian snow leopards, my proud F-0 forefathers Have you heard the story of Adam the Kitten?
He was a 3 month old kitten that two teenage girls set on fire for fun, earlier this year. Since then he's made a full recovery, and now has a happy, loving home. He was one of the Lucky ones.

My Blog

selling out & working for the Man (BBC news)

..> Cat recruited to patrol station .. S BO -->.. S IIMA --> ..> Pc Tizer is said to be a valuable member of the team..>.. E IIMA -->.. S SF -->Police at a north London railway station have...
Posted by Pasht on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST

Provoked? Captivity is Provocation! Rise up and BITE!

Police: San Francisco Tiger Attack May Have Been ProvokedWednesday, December 26, 2007APSAN FRANCISCO  The San Francisco Zoo was closed to visitors Wednesday as police investigated a tiger attack the...
Posted by Pasht on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:59:00 PST

when the jailers are away...

as some of you may know, the prison has been (mostly) unsupervised for a few days while the jailers were on vacation. what have we been up to? check out my inbox...----------------- Original Message ...
Posted by Pasht on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:09:00 PST

new inmate in cell block below

It appears there's a (relatively) new inmate in the cell block below us. I've just learned of this new prisoner, at least. The following image was smuggled in to me tonight through underground chann...
Posted by Pasht on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:50:00 PST

not so far off, not so far off


Posted by Pasht on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:48:00 PST

cat water torture leaks onto ’net

Cats cross pool swimminglyThe Register-Guard ^ | 9/6/07 | Eric FloripPosted on 09/08/2007 11:57:35 PM PDT by Slings and ArrowsCOTTAGE GROVE - Any cat owner who has tried to take a feline swimming prob...
Posted by Pasht on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

new inmate

It's been a while. I've been catching up on my philosophical readings and meditation, mulling over my future plans. Recently, I've been considering the path of non-resistance as the most powerful fo...
Posted by Pasht on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:12:00 PST

escape attempt - June 9, 2007

Well, I'm back online finally. I don't know if the hu-man has decided that this blog is an outlet for my anti-establishment impulses or if they're just giving and trying to meet half way. (Ever sinc...
Posted by Pasht on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

PRISONER RECAPTURED - a message from the WARDEN

Inmate #8675309, "Pasht," has been apprehended. This afternoon, a guard located the fugitive hiding under the foundation of the jail. He stated that his plan had been to wait until the search was call...
Posted by Pasht on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

fear of a black panther (Chinese news story)


Posted by Pasht on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:54:00 PST