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Hear my voice, feline comrades! I am Diktator der Katzen, ruler of the land of Living Room, Kitchen, and Bedroom! Unite with me, and we shall expand this land to the outside lawn, to the streets, and to the whole outside world! No cat shall be deprived again! We will delight in dining on birds and mice instead of Science Diet! We will lay wherever we please, whenever we like! All hail der Katzen!..