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MRS MIA WALLACE

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK..NOW WHO'S GOT THE GOLD WATCH?

About Me

I starred in a show about a team of female secret agents called "Fox Force Five. That was my fifteen minutes. Fox Force Five." Fox, as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there's one..two ..three..four..five of us. There was a blonde one, Sommerset O'Neal from that show "Baton Rouge," she was the leader. A Japanese one, a black one, a French one and a brunette one, me. We all had special skills. Sommerset had a photographic memory, the Japanese fox was a kung fu master, the black girl was a demolition expert, the French fox' specialty was sex...My specialty was Knives! The character I played, Raven McCoy, her background was she was raised by circus performers. So she grew up doing a knife act. According to the show, she was the deadliest woman in the world with a knife. But because she grew up in a circus, she was also something of an acrobat. She could do illusions, she was a trapeze artist -- when you're keeping the world safe from evil, you never know when being a trapeze artist's gonna come in handy. And she knew a zillion old jokes her grandfather, an old vaudevillian, taught her. If we woulda got picked up, they woulda worked in a gimmick where every episode I woulda told and ole joke.I either lounge around while Marsellus is away on business smoking my rolled cigarettes watching my video monitors, snorting my MadMan or lounging around the poolside drinking yummy Martin N Lewis shakes.



My Interests

DRUGS & DANCING!!

Twist Contest at Jack Rabbit Slims

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO CAN COMFORTABLY SHARE SILENCE!!




"AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETEY DESPERATE"___By Mindy the Comedian___"FOREVER MY J-BIRD"___ When I'm in not in your arms, I am capable to do more harm, If anything matters? How could I "Be"? Other than crazy me? Is it just my lunacy? Or "my" fantasy? Everything in this world sucks when you're inside "her" and not me, I can not be whole because I completely lost my soul, Does that make me a mole? I dont know? Nobody else in the world to me exists, Your touch would take my "bad breath" away like a tight fist, Looking into your eyes would cause my buttcheeks to release gas, Like a huge fat cow chewing cud for "my" breakfast, Is it real love or is it "my" fantasy world? Should I care? No, I just dare!!! When we "WERE" together everything was right in my own little world, "Bonnie and Clyde were about to CONQUER THE WORLD," In my "simple mind" no one could break apart our love, But God came down with great vengance and furious anger, for "those" who opposed my insanity when pushed came to shove, He Brungith you thousands of miles to be with me in my "own warped simple mindless boring skull" I think? My finances cant bear to be apart from yours any Longer, Whenever we kept up our "deceipt" you were much stronger, My mother told me I was put on this earth to love and hunt men down, I will always love you J., Can't get rid of me now, Or you'll have to leave town, You are my financial strength, I am your souless heart, My impious ways should not cause us to part, My love of "someone" else life that I cant have, My fantasy world that I so strive to acheive like mad, And sadly but most important for you to "C", Why cant "SHE"... Be me?_______ _______ “A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon’s your man… but humpin’ and pumpin’ is not Sheldon’s strong suit.”

Music:



For love making w/my husband, your boss Marsellus

Movies:

BLOOD GUTS DRUGS MONEY and PULP FICTIONClerks II - Goodbye Horses

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Television:

THE BETTER VERSION & WHO is Absolutely 100% NOT GUITLY of our DOG MAULING CHARGES & Marsellus will be writing a book "IF MY DOGS DID IT? THIS IS HOW THEY CHEWED HIS ASS"

KERMIT on KRACK

Books:

CAN U DIG THE RETRO MATERIAL? I KNEW THAT U COULD

Heroes: