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About Me

greetings earthlings, my name is BLEU... I have chosen this Earth name for your benefit as pronouncing or even hearing my real name would instantly cause spontaneous combustion in any human species... I am from the planet Pluto... upon my crash landing in Texas back in 1974, I was appointed Ambassador to Earth by the Plutonian Revolutionary Front in order to establish peaceful, diplomatic relations... so don't piss us off or we'll vaporize your ass...I'm very much older than 99 and would probably be about 2100 of your Earth years... I have acquired a taste, and actually a disturbing need, to consume mass quantities of the substance known to you as alcohol, in it's various flavors and concoctions... I find your computers and your so called internet system to be very slow and cumbersome but I must make due with it until our invasion, uh, I mean, my tenure as ambassador is over...

this page is a MASSMURDERMEDIA presentation...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Barbarella, Space Ghost, HAL 9000, Buzz Aldrin, Art Bell,

Man or Astroman?

and this chick:

Music:

blatant illegal use of my image by the Houston Press ...

Movies:

I rather enjoy the primitive technology of assembled images used to create such stories as:

Serenity
Dune
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Forbidden Planet
2001: A Space Odyssey (silly humans)
Barbarella
Plan 9 From Outer Space
and the romantic comedy Planet of the Apes

Television:

Plutonians have long been receiving Earth's television signals, and while we have come to the conclusion that this device commonly known as TV has significantly contributed to humanity's collective retardedness, I must admit I do enjoy the signals commonly referred to as "ESPN", "The Sopranos", "King of the Hill", "24", "Deadwood" and "Firefly"...

Books:

I find this to be an antiquated form of communication...

My Blog

FM Radio in Houston

**the opinions expressed by Bleu do not necessarily reflect those of his Earth sponsors, Saultczy and Grant. especially Saultczy.** having been stationed on Earth for years now I have heard...
Posted by BLEU on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:58:00 PST

Alarmist Global Warming Claims...

...Melt Under Scientific Scrutiny... **The opinions of Bleu do not necessarily reflect those of his Earth sponsors, Saultczy and Grant. But they should.**...
Posted by BLEU on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:09:00 PST

Global Warming

**The opinions of Bleu do not necessarily reflect those of his Earth sponsors, Saultczy and Grant. But they should.** This is the first in a continuing series of blogs I shall post on a sub...
Posted by BLEU on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:53:00 PST