Expensive Loser Wanted. My ad for a date: |
Expensive Loser Wanted!!Hello! I'm looking for an expensive loser!! Could this be you? I don't ask for much these days. At my age, the fish that used to be in the barrel are dwindling in number, so le...
Posted by Allison Gill is The Crooked Bush on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:54:00 PST |
This is a big deal. |
Posted by Allison Gill is The Crooked Bush on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:21:00 PST |
Double Negative Lyrics |
If you are ugly,Don't make out in front of me.Put a bag over your head,You make me wish that I was dead,So could we please turn down the lightsIn the Blarney Stone tonight?If you are ugly,Don't make o...
Posted by Allison Gill is The Crooked Bush on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST |
Tie One on For Taiwan Lyrics |
Satellite beer that somebody left behind...Unrequited beer, I want to make you mine,'Cuz germs are not an issueWhen it comes to this mis-use,'Cuz that's just alcohol abuse!And my mother taught me, to ...
Posted by Allison Gill is The Crooked Bush on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:00:00 PST |
A Gentleman's Guide to Dating Lyrics |
Guys, when you're out lookin' for a date,Don't let your buddies talk you outta girls that are overweight.Walk right up to the girl in the all you can eat buffet line...'Cuz everybody losesWhen skinny ...
Posted by Allison Gill is The Crooked Bush on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:55:00 PST |
There's No Such Thing as Whiskey Pussy Lyrics |
I went to the stone to meet my young man.He ordered me up a tall black n' tan,And after that one came "two", "three" and "four";As I finished em' off, he continued to pour.When I asked him why he kept...
Posted by Allison Gill is The Crooked Bush on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:48:00 PST |
AIMR Lyrics |
Well, it's 2 AM and I don't know your name.You might think it matters but you're all the same.My speech is really slurredYou're only hot 'cuz my visions blurred,So order me another Hurricane.Well I ju...
Posted by Allison Gill is The Crooked Bush on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:41:00 PST |
it's sexy sexy time. i like. |
FOODOLOGYQ. What is your salad dressing of choice?A: Newman's own balsamic vinegretteQ. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?A: i have to go with the BK lounge on this one. Q. What is ...
Posted by Allison Gill is The Crooked Bush on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:49:00 PST |
