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Beelzeboobs

A smirk is still a smile. If you laugh, I'll be laughing WITH you instead.

About Me

I hate turtlenecks. I am also not fond of diamonds. I collect aprons, but would never clean while wearing one of them. They are simply too cute for that. I have lots of pets, though I only wanted one cat (the tux). I could probably go more than a year without wearing the same outfit twice. I don't think people should sing Bob Marley karaoke. People always think I am surrounded by a flock of friends at all times. I am not. I have a few very close friends. I should maybe try to make a couple more.My brain is perfectly healthy. It's just abnormal.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ed McMahon at my front door with an outrageously huge check.

Music:

Always. Leonard Cohen. Biohazard. Ben Folds. Charo. Allison Gill.

Movies:

Legend of Billie Jean. Blade Runner. Pootie Tang. The Hunger.

Television:

Is a great nightlight.

Books:

Have them. Read them. Reread them.

Heroes:

Love that show!

My Blog

See you soon

I'll be in Ecuador for the next three weeks.  I'll catch up with you all upon my return.Love and hugs!!!-Sonya
Posted by Beelzeboobs on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:49:00 PST

tonight

Every day I live, I celebrate my love for Ali.  I pity most of you, in that I know that you will never experience a connection with a friendship like we have.  It is unusual.  That is n...
Posted by Beelzeboobs on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:38:00 PST

So that Ali didn't lie.

1) What side of the heart do you draw first?right and then left in one continuous line2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?yes.  Will a gypsy be interpreting my answers to tell me my future...
Posted by Beelzeboobs on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

No more cookies for me

Today my fortune cookie said: "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesteday and now you know why."   le grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr   I don't know whether to give up on chinese food or the rest of...
Posted by Beelzeboobs on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:06:00 PST

what else is new?

..> You Are a Bright Star Soul ..http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/brig ht-star-soul.jpg" height="100" width="100">Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of ...
Posted by Beelzeboobs on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:33:00 PST

circular reasoning


Posted by Beelzeboobs on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST

Ali's addiction is contagious

Starting Time: 12:55 Name:SonyaSisters: (dead) SylviaBrothers: zeroEye Color: greeenShoe size: 10Height: 5'9"What are you wearing right now? a Geraldine Fibber's Tee, a tutu, and a smileWhere do you l...
Posted by Beelzeboobs on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

Choosing (my fortune cookies)

Whether you choose love or fame, you'll be able to handle either or both. You have strong spiritual powers, you should choose to develop them. Should I add "in bed" to these?
Posted by Beelzeboobs on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:09:00 PST

and then, peel me a grape

Don't love me or adore me, need me.  Need me physically, need to embrace me, need to touch me.  Need me sexually, take what you need; give what you take.  Need me emotionally to list...
Posted by Beelzeboobs on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST

sad :(

There was a little girl who had a little curlRight in the middle of her forehead;When she was good, she was very, very good,And when she was bad she was horrid. She didn't make excuses for ...
Posted by Beelzeboobs on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:36:00 PST