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Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

certified master ramen chef. visit my real blog at www.livejournal.com/users/pantsboyusa or my website about my comedy at www.intellectualdelinquent.com check out some video clips of me here . 'friend's sister,' 'late orgasm,' 'sa gift card,' and 'saddam found' are all my jokes. the other clips are of my good friend and fellow intellectual delinquent tommy thompson. (in case you had a hankerin' for that knowledge.) BUY THINGS! and support the intellectual delinquents.also check out my brother's band out of bounds . they are really kick ass. that is all.

My Interests

my current craze (with the help of my good friend jess ) is to get autographed pictures of old wrestlers. but here's the catch, the caveat, if you will; they have to be autographed to someone else. for example i have ricky "the dragon" steamboat signed to 'linda.' i also have the killer bees signed to a 'wyatt.' it's really quite awesome and random. see what buying some trinkets in a truckstop will get you? eddie izzard, as he is the funniest man on the planet.

I'd like to meet:

people who don't annoy me.
and jeff.

Music:

they might be giants, ween, modest mouse, radiohead, sunny day real estate, the breeders, the pixies, the kelley deal 6000, the amps, liz phair, the white stripes, the strokes, the hives, the beatles, led zepplin, jimi, pink floyd, morcheeba, air, smashing pumpkins, nirvana, dinosaur jr., sarah brightman, weezer (old good weezer), garbage, snmnmnm, out of bounds, and the blues. i love me some blues.

Movies:

dr. strangelove, fight club, swimming with sharks, l.a. confidential, usual suspects, american beauty (those last ones were obviously my kevin spacey kick), blazing saddles, young frankenstein, true romance, pulp fiction, happiness of the kotokouri, run lola run, full metal jacket, clock work orange, dark city, the big lebowski, napolean dynamite, clerks (really all the kevin smith films [with the notable exception of jersey girl {but i think even kevin smith can respect that}]), cabin boy, v for vendetta

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, family guy, the simpsons, arrested development. these are the only things worth watching on tv.

Books:

cannery row, et tu babe?, where the wild things are, the sun also rises, death in the afternoon, the nick adams stories, tortilla flat, the long valley, gas sewer electric, angels & demons, harold and the purple crayon, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, any of the lost generation writers except gertrude stein. i don't like her. oh, also, charles bukowski.

Heroes:

no, samy is definately not my hero. whoever the hell that may be.

My Blog

the other night at arone's

bill was singing "Nothing Compares 2U" and Angel (steve rath's daughter who was hosting the karaoke that night) comes over to me. Angel: Is there anything Bill Young can't do?Me: Attract women. anyway...
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST

PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish to remind every one that the fringe show i am in Porn! or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dong opens tonight at the Rarig Xperimental theatre at the U. Can't make it tonight? t...
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST

The Trifecta of Racism

let me preface this by saying: i say some fairly to mostly offensive things without a second thought, but these gave me pause.Episode 1: The Joys of Busriding i was riding a packed bus from downtown t...
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST

a one liner in honor of his day

i don't like martin luther king, jr. just because i don't like when people tell me about their dreams.
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:44:00 PST

eeerie!

Your Life Path Number is 3  Your purpose in life is to express your unique self.You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life.Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing ...
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:05:00 PST

star bar: worst.place.on.earth

now i don't mean that in quite the literal sense. i'm sure there are countries where genocide and oppression rule the land, and that, by definition, has to suck. but the star bar (on  central ave...
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:49:00 PST

Stasiu's is closing & I'll be on 'CCO

The news is out:Stasiu's, a nordeast landmark, is closing it's doors tonight. Please come out and celebrate this wonderful dive bar (and it's kick ass urinals) one last time. We're going to rock the h...
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 02:23:00 PST

my cell phizzy situ

i have lost my old cell phone. i have a new though, but it came with a new number. so, if you have my old number, you can call that to find out my new number. or you can email me to get my new number....
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:38:00 PST

this is a long one

i received a promotion, which really entails quite a bit of work, which means that now i don't have all day to surf the interweb. really dissappointing. however, this is the first time in my adult lif...
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

w00t!

so, the callback went pretty well. though jumping around and hollering is the last thing i want to do when a group of angry dwarves are attempting to kick thier way out of my skull. dudes! use my ears...
Posted by Justin of the Intellectual Delinquents on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST