Tommy Ryman profile picture

Tommy Ryman

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a stand up comic, my glasses have been broken for over three months, I will get around to getting them fixed. I have a cat, he doesn't have a tail, so i got a discount, i don't have a tail, so Clark and i get along great.

Minnesota Roasts Ohio State, Minnesota vs. OSU
http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/college/standup/steal...

Every time you watch this clip from my page, I get points toward winning a trip for two to the National College Comedy Finals in Aspen, CO. Steal this clip and you can earn points too.

My Blog

feeling like a kid again

I'm 25 years old, and i feel like an adult, but a while back my dad and i thought it would be fun to go to the horse track, so we went, and it was a good time, we also decided to get some ice cream, I...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:13:00 GMT

dogs bark

I was house sitting for my mom, and i let her dog out in the morning for no more than five minutes, he started barking, and then i went to let him in, and when i did this, there was my mom's neighbor ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:33:00 GMT

hmmm???

I haven't posted a blog since september, well allot has gone on i live all alone with Clark in an awesome one bedroom, it is super classy, I don't have interenet, and i no longer have to buy Clark to...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:22:00 GMT

Walls

I think many people are forgetting how great it is to have four walls, most people just take it for granted, it's really not until you have three walls, when you realize how wonderfull, four walls a...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:56:00 GMT

SLIDE SHOW!

Oh yeah, now i have a slide show, it's like looking at my pictures, but now they move, oh myspace is the best, what can't it do, I wish it would feed me, oh man i'm funny, what will i think of next.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 23:36:00 GMT

Josh Blue

Working with Josh Blue is amazing,  When someone wins last comic standing on NBC,  that can really bring somebody up.  But Josh brings it and deserves everything he got,  He is a p...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 00:13:00 GMT

comics

yes, i went to a comic book convention today, and it was great. lots of comics. I mostly stuck to buying superman, mostly from the sixties and seventies. Overall it was a good time. Man that place...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 23:57:00 GMT

Back to the moon

So America is going back to the moon, well that is just great. I can see it now, the year is 2010 the ship lands, astronaut gets out, and says, once again this is one small step for man, and one gi...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 22:02:00 GMT

girls at the bar

so i have trouble hitting on girls at the bar, and maybe it's my one pickup line, " so a guy walks into a bar, and it's me, and you come home with him, ehh, ehh!" I dunno do you think that should wo...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:32:00 GMT

saw 2

when did anyone aske for a second one of this, I know i didn't but i did ask for a second bowl of ice cream which i am still waiting for. God i love ice cream, it is a wonderfull thing. I could very...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Aug 2005 22:43:00 GMT