Um, I kinda like stand up comedy. Oh, and Girls... a lot. not a lot of girls, i like them a lot. so i guess i wouldn't mind a lot of girls, i just know that's not going to happen. Oh My God! Will you shut the hell up for once? Me? No, the girls. Of course you... Idiot!
people, my Maker, everyone that owes me money, my parents, The Dahli Lama-rama ding dong, Mr. Ed, (of course), Mr. Smith, Mr. Mister, Mr. Mom, Mister Rogers, Mister Twister, Mister Roberts, Dr. Roberts, (no more)Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Clean, Mister Boffo, Mr. Wizard, Mr. T, Mr. Potato Head, Mr. Fix-it, Mr. Man, Mr. French, Mr. MaGoo, Mr. Belevedere, Mr. Howell, Mr. Grinch, Mr. Greenjeans, Mr. Kotter, Mr. Brownstone, Mr. Roboto, Mr. Pibb, Mr. President, Mr. Goodwrench, Mr. Crabs, Mr. Slate, Mr. Hankee, Mr. Sprocket, Mr. Cogs, Mr. Tate, Mr. Drysdale, Mr. Big, Mr. Smithers, Mr. Burns, Mr. Hand, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Peabody, Mr. Moto, Mr. Bubble, Mr. Coffee, Mr. Bill, Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Big Stuff, Mr.Postman, Mr. Deeds, Mr. Miagi, Mr. Bigglesworth, Mr. Bean, Mr. Wilson, Mr. Whipple, Mr. Saturday Night, Mr. Kite, Mrs. Butterworth, Mrs. Fields, Mrs. Cleaver, Mrs. Beasley, Mrs. Robinson, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mrs. Olsen, Mrs. Garrett, Mrs. C, Miss America, Miss Hathaway, Miss Congeniality, Miss You, Miss Muffett, Miss Yvonne, Uncle Tom, Uncle Ben, Uncle Sam, Uncle Albert, Uncle Joe, Uncle Cracker, Uncle Reemes, Uncle Jed, Uncle Fester, Uncle Bill, Uncle Buck, Aunt Jamima, Aunt Bea, Auntie Mame, Auntie Em, Adam Ant, Dr. Dre, Dr. Bob, Dr. Doom, Dr. Doolittle, Doc Holiday, Doc Hollywood, Dr. Detroit, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Huxtable, Dr. Smith, Dr. Bellows, Dr. Who, Dr. Frankenstien, Dr. Hannibal Lechter, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, Dr. No, Dr Pepper, Dr. Spock, Dr. Demento, Jack Sprat, Jack & Jill, Jack Horner, Jack & Diane, Jack Frost, Jack Nicholson, Jack Mehoff, Jack Squat, Jack Nicholas, Jack The Giant Killer, Jack Kennedy, Jack Black, CrackerJack, Pat Sajak, Jackie Gleason, Jack Benny, "Jumping" Jack Flash, Jack of all Trades, Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick, Jack Shit, Jackie O, Jackie Robinson, Jack Daniels, Jackie the Jokeman, Captain Kangaroo, Captain Courageous, Captain Crunch, Captain Blood, Captain Hook, Captain Morgan, Captain Nemo, Captain Jack, Captain Ahab, Captain Beefheart, Captain Carl, Sgt. Schultz, Sgt. York, Sgt. Pepper, Sgt Slaughter, Sgt. Rock, Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Friday, Sgt. Bilko, Staff Sgt. Weber,(from Mountain Home Air Force base),Again, Col. Potter, Col. Klink, Col. Mustard, Col. Sanders, Maj. Healy, Maj. Douglas, Maj. Dad, Maj. Tom, Maj. Burns, Maj. Houlihan, Maj. Hunnicutt, Major Nelson, Maj. Payne, Sigfried & Roy, Penn & Teller, Abbott & Costello, Stan & Ollie, Stiller & Miera, Amos & Andy, Martin & Lewis, Cheech & Chong, Lenny & Squiggy, Laverne & Shirley, Chad & Jeremy, Peter & Gordon, Starsky & Hutch, Chico & the Man, Pinky & the Brain, Donny & Marie, Sonny & Cher, Itchy & Scratchy, Ren & Stimpy, Rowan & Martin, Thelma & Louise, Harold & Maude, Salt & Peppa, Burns & Allen, Adam & Eve, Cain & Able, Rogers & Hammerstein, Lennon & McCartney, Boyce & Hart, Smith & Wesson, Johnson & Johnson, Ken & Barbie, Dick & Jane, Oscar & Felix, Blondie & Dagwood, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Rob & Laura, Bozo the Clown, Billy the Kid, Oscar the Grouch, Mack the Knife, Attilla the Hun, Conan the Destroyer, Ivan the Terrible, Hagar the Horrible, Jimmy the Greek, Dennis the Menace, Henry the 8th, Louie the 14th, Frosty the Snowman, Sam the Sham, Hannible the Cannible, Minnie the Moocher, Murray the K, Felix the Cat, Alexander the Great, Cathrine the Great, ... to name a few
Richard Cheese: Lounge At The Machine, (i will listen to anything.), system of a down, paul simon, sepultura, pantera, john lennon, beatles, green day, no fx, korn, sublime, the replacements, elvis costello, modest mouse, the doors, the animals, bob dylan, mighty mighty bosstones, 311, the moody blues, RHCP, talking heads, celtic frost, tool, pantera, zeppelin, pink floyd, ramones, wylcef jean, Frank Zappa, Dean Martin, the strokes,
Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day, Escanaba in da Moonlight, Scarface, Ace Ventura, raising arizona, blood simple, the big lebowski, snatch, grease,(i can't help it, i love that movie!), taxi driver, zoolander, the ref, time bandits, requiem for a dream, the jerk, high anxiety, silent movie, young frankenstein, natural born killers, Space Balls,
Mad TV, Comedy Central Presents, scrubs, IFC, letterman, old movies, cash cab, The Rifleman, New York is where I'd rather stay, I get allergic smelling hay, I just adore a penthouse view, Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue!
The Dark Tower, Lord of the Rings, Talisman, Wicked, Cruel Shoes, Mystery, The Great and Secret Show, shadowland, The Dictionary, The Thesaurus, The Phone Book, The Book of Love, (but I don't know who wrote it), Chilton manual for whatever piece of shit I am driving at the time,
Bill Clinton, Emo Philips, Hillary Clinton, John Lennon, Bill Young, Groucho, Sam, Mitch, The weekend guy at Savoy's Pizza, (and his connection), Jenna Jamison, Demitrious Underwood, the dahli rama lama ding dong, the old guy that married anna nichole smith, Jackie Chan Van Damme a Lama Ding Dong, Wink Martindale, The Cowardly Lion, Clark Griswold, Clark Kent, Lewis and Clark, Dick Clark, Eddie Haskell, Cassius Clay, Evander Holyfield, Michelle-anyone that can be my friend as long as you have, is the best, most of all: Jennie, Eric And Krysty - i would love to be even half as cool as you guys.