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JakeBaker

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About Me

My first one hundred friends were given the real scoop, coincidence slipped this in on Day One 2006. Those who know me don't, and those who don't, just as well. Cryptic and mysterious, I move on a whim and miss my friends. Social acrobatics encompasses most of my time, so if I'm not smiling when we meet, I'm off the clock. Or, I wanna like you and can't, which is your fault. I really like salads, but even more than that, cookies.I'm secretly an animal whisperer, but only they are in on it.My motto: To each their own, but if their own has cookies and a nice booty, each a little to me.I have a secret ambition to be Burt Reynolds/Sam Elliot, and because of that, sometimes drink excessively with a fake mustache and pack of gum.Fear of success is my favorite excuse...

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April 2009


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April 2009

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are passionate and inspire with a true heart...that aren't dillusional or dead already. Of course, if you ask anyone, they'd probably say that I wasn't either of those things. I prefer those beyond my realm and scope of understanding.Anyone who will do some crazy shit that makes me feel uncomfortable, unless it's homosexual activity. However, I will say let's just shop together.A non-post affectionate nympho mute idealistically.Maybe a quadrapalegic gynocologist, I would have questions.A moonwalking alligator!In a ballshell, people who know the difference.

My Blog

Ain't Got No Cigarettes

  They say it's easier to quit doing heroin than it is to quit smoking cigarettes, and if that's the case, bring on the H!  I have managed to stay away from the heaters for more than a minute now, sin...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 02:24:00 GMT

Soho Are You/Why I Shouldn't Drink

Throw your hands in the air...that's all I have right now. No. That's how my rules start. Some follow and do well, my own category, I try and am still one toe over the line, and the rest, well, A&E co...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:41:00 GMT

High Rise Pussy Flies

It has been one year to the day since the founding of Snuggles, Inc., located in the heart of downtown Saint Louis, on the corner of Washington and Tucker, in what was formerly the Buster Brown Buildi...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:35:00 GMT

This Bulletin Could Be Yours

Sure, I've been known to send a bulletin, and as of lately... graced by the serenity of angels with lovely PCs, I hadn't received a bulletin from anybody in months. I felt as though my ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:06:00 GMT

Titles of Importance

Schedules and time of arrivals are only definitive in timelines to which have been set and placed on your ambitions that are yet unfulfilled.  There are many and plenty who wi...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 22:55:00 GMT

Forget Your Empty Head

And that's when I decided that rag panties were really just gauze... Oh...thanks for sticking with us through a season long commercial. We're here with the now reclusive and very punchy Jake Baker, ki...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 13:54:00 GMT

For those who long

It's always when I talk to my moms that I'm reminded that I may be more negligient than I would like to admit...then again, I've subscribed to a few blogs, and some of us share a lot more than I ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 17:23:00 GMT

Subscribers should be pissed

With the sun rising earlier and my ability to slumber being reduced, the realization that my winter reclusiveness, has ended. Spend an entire season of a cold spell in my mind and see if you...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 23:32:00 GMT

What's my motha fu@*in' space?

Sometimes I get bored when I can't move. Call it a comfort zone, but that's my space. Like a bad habit, a relationship whose chains were too small to be felt until they were too strong to be broken. I...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 21:14:00 GMT

This Will Put You To Sleep

Sleepless nights are the real devil's workshop. That period you endure, regardless of the length of the increment, are often the windows open entries to the second guessing mechanisms for bo...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:17:00 GMT