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Swhin "The Kid" Cities

You don't love me.....You just love my doogie-style!

About Me

It's the Chi-Town Kid! Representing the Twin Cities, and ya'll can catch me performing all over this muthaphucka! OOOPS! Did I say muthaphucka? Ya'll gotta excuse me I got a foul mouth, from phucking bitches in they foul mouth. Just phucking around! "I'm a Comic remember!" The comedy industry is so saturated, but like my guy Shannon Thompson always say's "The real shit always floats to the top," so if you're serious keep it up.....BITCHES!!!......sorry I'm an asshole. But not just any asshole, I'm an asshole, on fat bitch, with hemorrhoids...MASSIVE....Now "Phuck Off!!!" I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics

My Interests

Baseball, football, basketball, boxing, ultimate fighting, music, politics, spending time with my bambinos and comedy of course.

I'd like to meet:

Generous rich bitches, with low self-esteem! (NOW ACCEPTING APPLICANTS)


Music:

All types of music.

Movies:

Thrillers, horror, sci-fi, comedies, and anything where a muthaphucka gets killed!

Television:

"Law & Order" allday, everyday.

Books:

The Dic-tion-ar-y, Really!

Heroes:

Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Hannah, My Mom for fucking and having me (thanx Mom!), My Dad, White people for having slavery because if there was no slavery there wouldn't be no black people, Ozzie Guillien (sorry if I spelled your name wrong), Micheal Jordan, Malcolm X, J. J. Evans, and Michael Jackson.