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I'd like to meet:

-Tina Fey, I hope 30 Rock never ends! -Frank "Sweet Music " Viola, still the best pitcher in my eye -Yo Yo Ma, play that shit man! -Charles Bukowski, what can I say. -The Fresh Prince of Bel air, God damn it Will run for President or just give it up. -Noam Chomsky, I wish I could meet you. -Bill Cosby, thanks for setting the world straight. And not making any more Jello ads. -Ellen DeGeneres, I had a secret crush on you...and I still might. -Jerry Seinfeld,whats the deal with you being s genius? -Dave Chappelle, DITTO. Please come back and lead the masses -ANY member of the 1986 New York Mets, I will pay money to hang out with you...I'm taling about you Tim Tuffel. (And your "Tuffel Shuffle") - -bingo announcers, I want you to talk to my landlord about my staircase light. -any Baldwin. I mean it. Any.

My Blog

IS AMERICA ENVIRONMENTALY CONSCIOUS? WHERE WILL IT START?

DON'T YOU THINK IT STARTS & ENDS HERE IN AMERICA? IT'S UP TO US, IT'S PEOPLE TO RISE UP AND BECOME AWARE & TAKE BACK THE ONCE PRISTINE NATURE THAT IS GOING DOWN THE TOILET BECAUSE OF CORPORATE...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:01:00 GMT

BASEBALL IS A SHAM!!!

god dosent exsist. Hell has frozen over. Sports are just used to help control the masses. DRINK BEER! WATCH TALETS ON DISPLAY THAT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE, FEATS THAT YOU CAN'T ACCOMPLISH!  Baseball ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:29:00 GMT

Black Panthers Market Barbecue Sauce

Black Panthers Market Barbecue Sauce --> --> --> the content --> Notorious 1960's black militant group The Black Panthers is soon to be marketing their own brand of barbecue sauce. The new sauce, du...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:26:00 GMT

Vincent Gallo is a

THIS IS ALL TRUE. I PULLED THIS FROM MR. GALLOS WEB-SITE. WWW.VINCENTGALLO.COM (UNDER MERCHANDISE)What you are about to read is all true. Initially this was sent to me to read by a friend who was tot...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:13:00 GMT

the world is a vampire

Is Billy Corgan dead yet? I haven't seen anything since he tried to take a dump and shat out Zwan. What the fuck does zwan even mean? Billy Corgan if you are on the myspace trolling for people that a...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:48:00 GMT

HERE IS THE LIST for my roast

TTSam Grittnerrocci berriniBill YoungTodd Karnerthe DezRyan S.Scott BradyJon LewisDaryll HornerJosh DennyWayne-OPatrick RyanTommy ThompsonTommy RymanMadooMike Brodyif anyone is coming to the roast rea...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:19:00 GMT

the segregation of regular people & Magicians

For too long Magicians have been allowed to walk among us, just like they are ACTUAL human beings. It is too easy to just point out the problem that could arise leaving those dare I say "freaks",...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:20:00 GMT

the life and times of a high socialite.

and now onto the third person...Joe Cocozzello was born in a small town on the East Coast of North America in the 20th century. Sadly he was orphaned at birth after his mother died in labor and father...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:06:00 GMT

welcome to the cold part of hell

Ahhh. Fall. What a perfect time to bust out those cardigan sweaters, pipes and starter jackets for the homeless people. Oh, the weather outside may be frightful but so are the soaring costs to America...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:40:00 GMT

Ah. So this is a blog.

Hello welcome to the blog. This is my first and I hate to say i'm not starting it off on the right foot. My roomate and I are in the middle of a heated baseball game, and by heated i mean i'm losing. ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 19:34:00 GMT