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Danielle

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About Me

I like cheese. I moved to the metro in June 2007. I do not like it when people whine when the attention is not solely on them. I hate drama, and try to avoid it. I am one of the clumsiest people you may ever meet. I am very inattentive and believe that's why I am so clumsy. I was raised in a household with my Great-Grandma, Grandma, and Mother. I like to paint. I believe in Karma. I think that people who just complain all the time are annoying. I don't lie about my weight or age. I drink a lot of Nestea Unsweetened Decaf Iced Tea. I Lurve the color Kelly Green. I don't have any tonsils. I have a bum ankle. I am step parent to 2 dogs named Meatwad and Snauzeberry. I like to take them for walks. I don't like to drive if I don't have to. I like things to be symmetrical. I am not a fan of odd numbers except the number 5. I believe I have OCD. I think cooking is boring, and don't do it if I don't have to. I like Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly sandwiches. I really like taking pictures. I don't do it much cause I don't have a very up to date camera. I like spearmint gum. I apologize for everything. I tend to think that people won't like me. I can't make decisions in a quick manner. I wish I knew how to play the guitar. I bruise easily. I hate it when my nails get long. I like flannel sheets. I didn't hate high school. I often change the words to songs to fit what is happening at that moment. I like kittens. I wish they grew up to be puppies. I own crutches. I buy books, and never read them. I get easily distracted. I consider myself to be agnostic which will be upsetting to some of my family members when they find out. I smoke menthol cigarettes. I drink Miller Lite. I like to play Trivial Pursuit Pop Culture Edition even though I suck at it. I am a sucker for sideburns.

I got my Myspace layout from pYzam .

My Blog

Fairy tale bullshit....

If a dream really is a wish that the heart makes..... then last night I wished that carnivorous dinosaurs would come to life and devour everyone on the planet except for a few lucky people who are "ra...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:52:00 GMT

Your to-do list for the next couple days.

Sunday- Go to an ATM. Withdraw $100. Set the money aside and take the night off. Monday- Take all of your money, put it in an envelope. Address aforementioned envelope to 5000 Wilshire BLVD Crystal MN...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:37:00 GMT

Open letters: the ankle sprain version

Dear Ankle- Perhaps next time you are going to give out when I am walking down the stairs, you can give me a little warning so I don't get hurt. Your little "game" gets me a trip to the Urgent Care ev...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:17:00 GMT

Cheers and Jeers.....

People that I think should get to stay on TV- Jon & Kate (and their 8): They don't pretend things are easy, and I like em. Steve G: If you don't know who that is, it's your loss. William Shatner: ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:49:00 GMT

In case you haven’t heard.....

The goings on of my life in a few key words. Pulltabs. Eurodick. Monkey Shit. BINGO. Workers Comp. Getting Screwed over. (those last two may or may not have anything in common) Relocation. Pills. No D...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:07:00 GMT

Danielle’s newly discovered fav foods....

A list of some of the foods that I have discovered since moving to the metro, that I would really hate to live without. So, in no particular order.... 1-Chips and Guac from Chipotle: Uh, HI! Kind...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 21:02:00 GMT

God dammit.

This is gonna be a long one that ends up not going anywhere. You have officially been warned. What a shit day. I sometimes wonder why it is that I get out of bed..... I was SUPPOSED to have my first s...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Cliche’ or not...

I still want to wish all the mama's on my friends list a Happy Mothers Day. AND! Although my own mother will never see this cause she doesn't even have the internets.... I would like to say that despi...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:31:00 GMT

Why Wind Energy is going to kill me....

So. After watching CNN this afternoon I have determined that Wind Energy is going to be the death of me. I am sure that everyone is well aware of my fear of Wind Turbines. Don't ask why, I just don't...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 14:24:00 GMT

I guess Ill do some open letters.

Boy, I am in one crappy mood today. I believe I have been snippy and short with people which is not normally my style. I don't like it, and so I choose to blog.   Dear Faith, I have written befor...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:17:00 GMT