Get out of the way. This isn’t the time. |
Afterbar. My first. My first foray into the soiree of those that just can't get enough. Wall to wall socialites of the Minneapolis brand, making them socialite-lites, like splenda. Not to knock them, ...
Posted by Brooks on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:53:00 PST |
Positioned for Takeover |
The Alvin and the Chipmunks soundtrack has sold over 600,000 copies. The Alvin and the Chipmunks soundtrack has sold over 600,000 copies.
I'm reading this book of Greek comedies by Aristophanes. There...
Posted by Brooks on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:02:00 PST |
STEVE IRWINS LAST WORDS CONTAINED WITHIN |
"i been stung by this stingray and am dying oh shid am dead now"
With the smoking ban Minnesota's commercial industries have skyrocketed in the world patio furniture buying market. Once a docile 348th...
Posted by Brooks on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:39:00 PST |
Life on a Different Chin |
There’s a new trend in DVD commentaries. Crew members are now getting their shot to lay down a track instead of the usual director/cast/writer bullshit. I just heard one from a gaffer on the mov...
Posted by Brooks on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:54:00 PST |
Poop Poop Rob |
I saw a preview for the new Lost Boys movie. I think it’ll resurrect Feldman’s career. Not his acting career, but his career as a junkie.
I saw that Myspace page for that Spitzer whore. I ...
Posted by Brooks on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:53:00 PST |
My Favorite Alternate Garfields |
These are all from the forums at SomethingAwful....
Posted by Brooks on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:43:00 PST |
The Day I Became an Adult |
What is it to become an adult? A loss of innocence, perhaps? To become fully aware of oneself and embarken on this journey of life knowing full well that it must come to an end one day. Is it physical...
Posted by Brooks on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:55:00 PST |
RSVPenis |
Dinner theater is drama dining. It's Clue meets Applebee's meets digesterrogating witnesses. FINALLY that American-casual-gruesome-murder fusion that the public has been demanding. Turn your bib into ...
Posted by Brooks on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:02:00 PST |
Man, Pillage Yo Jive |
I was watching the Grammy's last night. Death montage came on. Same ol' shit. People clapping louder for the most famous people, saying "sure they're dead, but listen to how loud I'm clapping! They h...
Posted by Brooks on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:09:00 PST |
I’m Increasing The Magnitude Of My Intellect! |
Hey, if New Orleans didn't have so many god damn beads lying around, God would've never flashed flooded it. Show me your tides.When sinners are living in Martian/moon colonies and they perish, do Sata...
Posted by Brooks on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:30:00 PST |
