First off, you need to know that I'm bipolar, and I have aids. I'm also a pathological liar.
My name is Marie, but my friends call me Marge Fatpants. I am not Spanish, Italian or Jewish. I am Irish, and I will fight you.
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sleeping, hiding, music, justice, history, comedy, magic, castles, evolution, teleportation, disco, Brangelina, lightning, psychology, cotton candy, dreams, monkeys, muppets, trivia, the future, rabies, wine, playing guitar, Richard Marx, London, ghostbustin, cloudbustin, horses, holograms, time travel, Studio 54, celebrity gossip, rainbows, snowflakes and the holocaust.
Gypsies, tramps and thieves.
The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Robbie Williams, Sam Roberts Band, Kate Bush, Wolf Parade, Radiohead, Beastie Boys, The Kinks, Tom Jones, The Who, Pearl Jam, Michael Jackson, The White Stripes, Pink Floyd, Peter Gabriel, Elvis Costello, The Clash, Queen, Run DMC, Van Morrison, U2, TV on the Radio, Jackson 5, Heartless Bastards, Rod Stewart, Talking Heads, ABBA, Sam Cooke, George Michael, Simon and G-funk, Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Akron Family.
The Three Amigos, Sid and Nancy, Wet Hot American Summer, Labyrinth, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mr. Mom, The Blues Brothers, An American Movie, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Great Balls of Fire, Taxi Driver, A Hard Day's Night, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, Dirty Dancing, Billy Madison, The Adventures of Baron Münchhausen, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Dumb and Dumber, Revenge of the Nerds, Saving Silverman, The Meaning of Life, Police Academy 4 Citizens on Patrol, The Jerk, Rocky IV, Life of Brian, Five Easy Pieces, Batman, Ghostbusters, The Deer Hunter, Shaun of the Dead, Strangers with Candy, Children of Men, Quadrophenia, Documentaries.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Office (BBC), Reno 911, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Flight of the Concords, Ab Fab, Colbert, Daily Show, JVI Presents, 30 Rock, Strangers with Candy, The Simpsons, Da Ali G Show, Arrested Development, Extras, Passions, MST3K, The Sopranos, I'm Alan Partridge, Inside Edition
venetian blinds
Mick Jagger, John Lennon, Steve Martin, Larry David, Mr. T, Jerri Blank, Robbie Williams, The Three Amigos, Alf, Jim Dangle, My mom, my dad, my brother, my grandma, my aunts and uncles, Steven Colbert, Jerry Seinfeld, AJ Lange, Patsy Stone.