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Amber Preston

About Me

I wear glasses and red lipstick and I tell jokes. Sometimes I stand up in front of people and speak words then the people laugh. Sometimes they just look at me and think "why is that girl talking about robots and did she just meow at me?"I just want to meet a nice 23 year old with a moustache. I heart staches.

I am honestly more excited about a New Kids reunion than I was about Flava of Love 2!!!Jon Knight is 40 and I f'ing heart him! Whatevs. Check it.
..I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My real dad or a talking cat...THIS IS WHY JON IS STILL MY FAVORITEDocument it.

My Blog

moustache island

A nice person named Paolo asked me questions.Check it if you like, moustaches & more...Rooftop Interview
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:11:00 GMT

Rooftop College Comedy Competition

I am in a contest. Please check my clip and vote for me. I've always wanted to go to ASSSSPEN. I hear the beer flows like wine there...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Clover...

puke.I am still vomity. Damn you J.J. Abrams.
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:35:00 GMT

THis moViE is a rare delight.

Go see the movie Rocket Science. It is wonderful.The end.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:40:00 GMT

Sweep the frickin' leg!!!!!

Here is my heart's greatest desire. I love a hunk of 80's man traffic in wet jeans. I too enjoy swimming in denim. He is one of my favorite humans ever! Words can not express how awesome this video ma...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:45:00 GMT

leg shave= cell phone

    What does shaving an animated broad's legs have to do with winning a free cell phone? And why is she a giant lady and who are these tiny mystery men that will have a contest to shav...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:16:00 GMT

Check out this event: conduit

Hosted By: Lake Elmo Regional Art Center/Joanna KingWhen: Saturday Sep 16, 2006 at 6:00 PMWhere: Lake Elmo Regional Art Center3585 Laverne Avenue N.Lake ELmo, MN 55042USDescription: Lake Elmo Regiona...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 18:16:00 GMT

How I like to end a show

   Tonight, on stage I accidentaly got lipstick on the inside of Emo Philips's shirt. I wish he would have taken it off before he put it over my head.
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:00:00 GMT

Little Miss Sunshine

See this film. It made me feel awsome inside.'>
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 18:19:00 GMT

Holy Crap, literally!

Flavor of Love. Check it out. Truly amazing. How will they top crapping your way up the stairs, and on the stairs, in the quest to snag your man.  
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:35:00 GMT